I'm Ruan, the strongest, fastest Blademaster in the Clan.

[ruan-bestblademaster]

I'm Ruan, the Yiga Blademaster. If you're a Footsoldier, don't bother asking me anything.

I suppose I'm willing to answer questions about how I became such an extraordinary Blademaster, as long as they're not stupid.

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Out of Character: Here's a little warning. Ruan is an absolute JERK. The only people he's nice to are Master Kohga and Sooga, but that's only because he doesn't want to get kicked out of the Clan, not because he respects them.

He hates all the Footsoldiers and tends to bully them, and he thinks all the other Blademasters are not as good as he is.

You've been warned.

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Who are YOU'R fav and least fav people in the yiga clan? (and you cant say yourself for fav, you jackass)

Yes, I can. So shut up.

thinks for a moment

As for my least favorite... it would have to be anyone who wasn't born into the Clan. So I have a lot.

[kirshimadenkisero]

Yigacember prompt list!!!!

[ruan-bestblademaster]

why do u suck?

...

Did someone drop you on your head when you were a child?

[ruan-bestblademaster]

*Ruan is laying in bed in the medical are, while Testu tends to his wounds*

@soogatherighthand

"Apologies for the intrusion, Testu. Ruan, i saw you took quite the beating there, are you okay"

*he tries to look genuinely concerned despite not actually caring*

@mage-vivi

"Great job, mr "I'm the best blademaster ever". really showed them!"

*trying not to laugh*

Wincing

Lord Sooga! Finally realized who you should be with, uh?

[soogatherighthand]

*very uncomfortable*

"Uhm... no, Ruan. I am perfectly fine as i am"

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Taps pen against his clipboard

Permission to deny Blademaster Ruan medical service? Or exile him from the Clan?

[soogatherighthand]

That would be Master Kohga's decision, not mine.

[mage-vivi]

Plus, he isnt bad at his job, he's just an asshole

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Oh, says the girl who couldn't even use a blade!

adjusts position, winces

[mage-vivi]

*they summon a giant spear*

"ill have you know i am not above picking a fight with someone who is already injured"

[soogatherighthand]

*sighs*

"Vivi. Dont do it."

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Vivi, do it and I'll give you a months worth of...

looks around infirmary

...glass bottles with poorly labeled herbs?

[soogatherighthand]

"Vivi. No."

[mage-vivi]

"I wont get any sort of punishment if i do it right? he started it"

[soogatherighthand]

"You are no longer my apprentice, now that you are a mage. i cannot punish you for anything"

[mage-vivi]

*vivi creates a smaller spear, the size of a pencil, and stabbs Ruan's hand*

"i really like glass jars"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Yelps in pain

Vivi, what the fuck is wrong with you!

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Wiping a tear from his eye

And this doesn't even break my oath as a doctor.

Vivi, you're my new favorite person.

[mage-vivi]

"oopsies, my hand slipped"

*flips hair cuntily*

[kogi-yigafootsoldier]

proud af, watching from a stool while sitting in the weirdest position possible

It's almost as if I taught her.

[mage-vivi]

"Buddy, i taught myself... and then Sooga taught me, but i dont think he wanted me to do that"

[soogatherighthand]

"i did not"

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

I did! I wanted her to do that! Now, are you going to help me do all of Ruan's stitches?

[mage-vivi]

"i suppose. i do know a bit of sewing. "

*they create a needle out of sheild material, thread it, and magically start stitching up Ruans hand*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

faints

[ruan-bestblademaster]

*Ruan is laying in bed in the medical are, while Testu tends to his wounds*

@soogatherighthand

"Apologies for the intrusion, Testu. Ruan, i saw you took quite the beating there, are you okay"

*he tries to look genuinely concerned despite not actually caring*

@mage-vivi

"Great job, mr "I'm the best blademaster ever". really showed them!"

*trying not to laugh*

Wincing

Lord Sooga! Finally realized who you should be with, uh?

[soogatherighthand]

*very uncomfortable*

"Uhm... no, Ruan. I am perfectly fine as i am"

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Taps pen against his clipboard

Permission to deny Blademaster Ruan medical service? Or exile him from the Clan?

[soogatherighthand]

That would be Master Kohga's decision, not mine.

[mage-vivi]

Plus, he isnt bad at his job, he's just an asshole

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Oh, says the girl who couldn't even use a blade!

adjusts position, winces

[mage-vivi]

*they summon a giant spear*

"ill have you know i am not above picking a fight with someone who is already injured"

[soogatherighthand]

*sighs*

"Vivi. Dont do it."

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Vivi, do it and I'll give you a months worth of...

looks around infirmary

...glass bottles with poorly labeled herbs?

[soogatherighthand]

"Vivi. No."

[mage-vivi]

"I wont get any sort of punishment if i do it right? he started it"

[soogatherighthand]

"You are no longer my apprentice, now that you are a mage. i cannot punish you for anything"

[mage-vivi]

*vivi creates a smaller spear, the size of a pencil, and stabbs Ruan's hand*

"i really like glass jars"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Yelps in pain

Vivi, what the fuck is wrong with you!

[ruan-bestblademaster]

*Ruan is laying in bed in the medical are, while Testu tends to his wounds*

@soogatherighthand

"Apologies for the intrusion, Testu. Ruan, i saw you took quite the beating there, are you okay"

*he tries to look genuinely concerned despite not actually caring*

@mage-vivi

"Great job, mr "I'm the best blademaster ever". really showed them!"

*trying not to laugh*

Wincing

Lord Sooga! Finally realized who you should be with, uh?

[soogatherighthand]

*very uncomfortable*

"Uhm... no, Ruan. I am perfectly fine as i am"

[testu-clandoctor-blademaster]

Taps pen against his clipboard

Permission to deny Blademaster Ruan medical service? Or exile him from the Clan?

[soogatherighthand]

That would be Master Kohga's decision, not mine.

[mage-vivi]

Plus, he isnt bad at his job, he's just an asshole

[ruan-bestblademaster]

Oh, says the girl who couldn't even use a blade!

adjusts position, winces

[ruan-bestblademaster]

*Ruan is laying in bed in the medical are, while Testu tends to his wounds*

@soogatherighthand

"Apologies for the intrusion, Testu. Ruan, i saw you took quite the beating there, are you okay"

*he tries to look genuinely concerned despite not actually caring*

@mage-vivi

"Great job, mr "I'm the best blademaster ever". really showed them!"

*trying not to laugh*

Wincing

Lord Sooga! Finally realized who you should be with, uh?

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.

[mage-vivi]

*already tired of this bitch*

"well unlike SOME people, I had an entire ranking made for me after I impressed the CHEIF and RIGHT HAND of the clan so much they decided to PERSONALLY TRAINED ME"

*cooked*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

We all know the Right Hand has bad taste! He keeps picking that buffoon of a chief over me!

Besides, what can you do? Summon a measly little shield?

[mage-vivi]

*They summon a spear made out of a shield that is 3x their height*

"you were saying?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

coughs into my hand

It is... mildly impressive.

[mage-vivi]

*they summon 13 more, and sends the first into a nearby wall, were it explodes on impact*

*cough*

"YOU WERE SAYING?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

chokes, teleports away

[mage-vivi]

*They talaport after you*

"now, I suggest you learn some RESPECT, before I tell Sooga you called his little *cough* boyfriend... a buffoon."

[ruan-bestblademaster]

adjusts mask, nervous

U-understood, M-mage Vivi.

[mage-vivi]

*a bit flirtily*

"thank youu~"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

severely confused

I-, uh, have to... go prepare for a scouting mission.

[memesmusingcorner]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.

[mage-vivi]

*already tired of this bitch*

"well unlike SOME people, I had an entire ranking made for me after I impressed the CHEIF and RIGHT HAND of the clan so much they decided to PERSONALLY TRAINED ME"

*cooked*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

We all know the Right Hand has bad taste! He keeps picking that buffoon of a chief over me!

Besides, what can you do? Summon a measly little shield?

[mage-vivi]

*They summon a spear made out of a shield that is 3x their height*

"you were saying?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

coughs into my hand

It is... mildly impressive.

[mage-vivi]

*they summon 13 more, and sends the first into a nearby wall, were it explodes on impact*

*cough*

"YOU WERE SAYING?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

chokes, teleports away

[mage-vivi]

*They talaport after you*

"now, I suggest you learn some RESPECT, before I tell Sooga you called his little *cough* boyfriend... a buffoon."

[ruan-bestblademaster]

adjusts mask, nervous

U-understood, M-mage Vivi.

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.

[mage-vivi]

*already tired of this bitch*

"well unlike SOME people, I had an entire ranking made for me after I impressed the CHEIF and RIGHT HAND of the clan so much they decided to PERSONALLY TRAINED ME"

*cooked*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

We all know the Right Hand has bad taste! He keeps picking that buffoon of a chief over me!

Besides, what can you do? Summon a measly little shield?

[mage-vivi]

*They summon a spear made out of a shield that is 3x their height*

"you were saying?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

coughs into my hand

It is... mildly impressive.

[mage-vivi]

*they summon 13 more, and sends the first into a nearby wall, were it explodes on impact*

*cough*

"YOU WERE SAYING?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

chokes, teleports away

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.

[mage-vivi]

*already tired of this bitch*

"well unlike SOME people, I had an entire ranking made for me after I impressed the CHEIF and RIGHT HAND of the clan so much they decided to PERSONALLY TRAINED ME"

*cooked*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

We all know the Right Hand has bad taste! He keeps picking that buffoon of a chief over me!

Besides, what can you do? Summon a measly little shield?

[mage-vivi]

*They summon a spear made out of a shield that is 3x their height*

"you were saying?"

[ruan-bestblademaster]

coughs into my hand

It is... mildly impressive.

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.

[mage-vivi]

*already tired of this bitch*

"well unlike SOME people, I had an entire ranking made for me after I impressed the CHEIF and RIGHT HAND of the clan so much they decided to PERSONALLY TRAINED ME"

*cooked*

[ruan-bestblademaster]

We all know the Right Hand has bad taste! He keeps picking that buffoon of a chief over me!

Besides, what can you do? Summon a measly little shield?

[ruan-bestblademaster]

@mage-vivi here!

heyy there Ruan... best... blademaster...?

is that really your username?

*under their breath*

how egotistical can you get...

It's because I'm a master of the blade, little Mage. Unlike some, I don't have to rely on stupid little magic tricks.