TFW you catch that hedgehog

A... fanon-divergent? independent Eggatha 'Omelette' Robotnik blog, featuring the occasional apperance of Eggman himself. She goes by the nickname of Ruby. Run by 7 Grand Mun. Also follows for a whole bunch of heckin' sideblogs.

[whocalledinthefleet]

“Aha! If you’re seeing this, you’ve just stumbled across my promotional post! My name is, of course, Propeller Knight, legendary sky pirate and member of the Order of Spare Change- Erm, I mean No Quarter, of course, and since I’m DREADFULLY bored over here, and I can’t exactly leave, I’ve decided of my own volition that I’m going to go and bring everybody else to ME- And that’s where all of YOU come in! LIKE or REBLOG this post if you’re interested in interacting with me, or just to spread the word to others who might ALSO be interested, even; I’d greatly appreciate it, really I would. Remember, I’m completely crossover-friendly, so don’t be scared of me now!”

“UNLESS you think that sandals with socks are an acceptable fashion choice. If you are able to accept such a blatant disregard of good taste, I shall personally hunt you down and poke so many holes in you you’ll look like swiss cheese.”

“But if that’s not you, you’ve got nothing to worry about! Please do spread the word, alright? I’ll be looking forward to meeting all of you, I’m sure!”

[wrcppedwithcare]

( Hey! I’ll get around to making a fancy promo later, I’m sure, but in the meantime, could you please spread this around via reblogs and likes if you’d be interested in interacting with a canon-divergent FRISK and her partner, CHARA, at @wrcppedinblack? They’d both greatly appreciate it, I’m sure. Or, well, Frisk certainly will. Chara might not be too happy about it. But I’m sure that doesn’t surprise most people. Be sure to read the rules and all, and I’ll be sure to check you out too; Thanks for your time! See you around. )

[stcrred-m]

❝ hey, can you please sign this petition to turn a red, annoying echidna into an ever redder && flatter stain on the ground ? you don’t need to worry about the details, just sign ! ❞

[rubydablusions]

“Gladly! I think we can ALL agree that the world could do with less red, annoying echidnas. I’ll spread this around! I’m sure we can get enough signatures to make something happen.”

[rubydablusions]

( @problem-free run timon run )

It was probably a peaceful day outside in the Pridelands for the most part; The wind was blowing a little, and there was some dust in the air, but outside of the usual predator-prey relationships, no major catastrophe was presenting itse-

“Be VEEEEERY quiet... I’m hunting meerkat.”

Ah. Well, it seems as if the relatively peaceful day was about to get turned on its head for a select few animals; She had been assigned the task of gathering more animals to roboticize, and she had decided to go to a place that was a little more... exotic than the usual for this hunt. She had been sneaking about for a while now, with her eggmobile (and the prison capsule she had brought) following a fair distance behind her for when she caught something.

Currently, she had her sights set on, as she said, a rather particular meerkat. In her hands was a stun-gun (A REMARKABLE improvement in capture technology compared to the nets that were used back in the day), and she slowly brought it to bear, being careful to stay out of sight- Oh, who am I kidding. She burst out of the bush, gun in hand, and started firing wildly, with not a care in the world for aim. In her opinion, one of the shots was SURE to hit. For a kid so smart, she sure made some poor decisions sometimes.

[rubydablusions]

@stcrred @badlette

“Get in the eggmobile, we’re going scheming.”

[rubydablusions]

( you know i was being silly earlier in the tags of that last post but now that i’m actually thinking of it )

( Eggette army when? )

[rubydablusions]

“You go and kick their furry butts, soul sisters. I salute you all!”

[this-aint-no-place-for-no-hero]

SO….SOMEONE WANTS A FIGHT EH? WELL IL SHOW YOU A THINK OR TWO ABOUT ME WHEN I D O N T G E T A N Y S L E E P.

@rubydablusions

[rubydablusions]

cy, i have a little bit of advice for you on the lack of sleep.

[rubydablusions]

ooo we blogrollin’

@rubydablusions

(On ‘hold’ until I get the muse back.)

@whoyougonnakahl

(Semi-active.)

@yarharfiddlcdeedee

(Semi-active.)

@the-queen-bees-knees

(Also on ‘Hold’ until I get the muse back.)

@theoneandonlydjgrooves

(Active!)

@mafiaaaball

(Also active!)

@superdupermothercomputer

(Yet another active one!)

@madnesstomymethod

(WOULD be active, were anybody to actually interact with her.)

@therecanbecnlycne

(Active, and trying to get some threads going, too.)

[therecanbecnlycne-blog]

Hey, you. Yes, you, reading this on your dash. Do you like Squid and/or Kid hybrids? How about a squid-kid who likes to dress like he pilots a bomber? How about a SCOTTISH squid-kid who likes to dress like he pilots a bomber? How about all that and bagpipes, too? Who has a sense of honor and refuses to use homing weapons? Who uses a loadout that requires actual skill to use? Who’s, like, entirely too good with bombs?… If you thought ‘yes’ to any of these things, give this a rebagel or a like if you’re willing to give mah boi Duncan a chance, alright? Thanks!

[becauseimrichandican]

I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical 

Featuring such hits as

Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind

What Was The Plot of This RP Again?

Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog

And the ever classic

I’m a Lazy Bastard

[wendythesurvivor]

Starring everyone’s favourite 

 Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied

[bringmydamngadgetsback-blog]

Never forgetting the hit single

I’ve had these tabs open for days and haven’t replied to any of them

[terrorofthesouthernseasarchive]

Another single recently released

everyone replies quickly to the threads, but I’m so damn slow and take a hundred years

[sweetcreamrabbit-a]

Along with a new album

I swear I’m trying to work on your thread but my mind is blank on that thread and just that thread only

[this-aint-no-place-for-no-hero]

And it’s amazing finale:

I’m not meme trash I swear. I write actually responses I swear.

[hexadecimalhell-blog]

Now including the special bonus disc including new hits such as:

- Wait a minute that was a starter? I thought it was just an ask - Pointless family day trip out of nowhere - My muse is just gone and nothing’s working to get it back

And last but not least:

- WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DRAFT GO HOW DID IT VANISH

[this-aint-no-place-for-no-hero]

Order your tickets now and you’ll get two bonus tickets to the special aftershow:

DUCKI-I MEAN FUCKING AUTO ERE- AUTO CORRECT GOD DAMN IT.

[the-stick-seller]

With guest singers featuring:

- Notifications? What notifications?

- I’ve been waiting replies for days just to find out I’m the one who didn’t reply.

- My partner and I have 20 unfinished threads and we just started a new one.

- I forgot my own OC’s name.

[rubydablusions]

dolfinsrool:

“I mean, I’ve stuck a fork in an electrical outlet before….” And he’s time traveled in a mysterious purple potty that shocked him to his core on his way to 64 million years in the past but he’d rather consider something less painful.

“You really think a little zap’d actually get rid of my hiccups?” Harold quietly weighs his options; dealing with the hiccups all day or getting rid of them with a mere sting… he supposed it couldn’t hurt – much.

“Alright,” He finally decides. “I guess we can give it a try, b-but be careful! I don’t wanna wind up lookin’ like one of those people who leave those crazy buildings with their brains all gunked up afterwards.” He didn’t want his hair to be a mess either.

“Alright then! Zappy, let’s do this!”

*After a couple of affirmative chirps from the spider-bot, they touch their jaws to Harold’s lower neck, where the diaphragm is, and a shock that feels like something between the aforementioned static electricity and sticking a fork in an electrical outlet is delivered straight to the nervous system- If all goes well, it should stop those hiccups. Here’s hoping it works, or Ruby will look like a fool. At the very least, it won’t permanently damage Harold.*

[rubydablusions]

( @dolfinsrool from here )

“No, no, just hear me out here. Hiccups are a mild disturbance on the nerve pathways to your brain- That’s the reason why a sudden scare or startle, a sensory input, will sometimes cure the hiccups. It produces a signal strong enough to ‘reset’ the nerve pathway, which a mild shock could do for SURE. Ever been zapped with static electricity before? Sure, it stings, but it doesn’t kill, right? That’s all it has to be. Just a mild zap to reset the pathways and stop those hiccups!”

[badlette-archive]

[theoneandonlydjgrooves]

“I can’t BELIEVE-”                            “I let you be the STAR-”                                                                “Of mah MOVIE!”

Semi-selective DJ GROOVES RP/ASK blog from the indie game A Hat in Time Run by 7 Grand Mun Like if you’re interested, or Reblog to spread the word!

[rubydablusions]

"R-ruby!" Junior said, hiding something behind himself nervously. "M-Merry Christmas!" he finally replied, offering her a gift he got for her. It was very obvious he was doing his best to do this, his cheeks were turning red. "I-I hope you like it!" he added. The said present was some candies, home made cookies and a cute scarf and gloves for her.

“They’re LOVELY, Junior! I love them already. Now, I knew I had my gift for YOU around here somewhere... Where did I put it again?... Oh! Here it is! It might be a bit big; I had to build my own box that was big enough to fit it inside. Go on, open it right here if you have to. I hope you like it!”*... What? You were expecting me to explain what was inside? Nope. You’re gonna have to open it yourself to find out.*

[rubydablusions]

" Merry .... Christmas. " She isn't really sure what to get either Robotnik except her homemade cookies, and a personalized coupon for 1 ( one ) free hammering pass upon either. This felt awkward, but .. " I hope you two enjoy yourselves ? "

“Why, THANK you. I’ll be sure to put this to good use.”“And yes, I have every intention of enjoying myself! I’ll see you around, Amy.”