KirbyRollerDerby

he/him, bi, AuDHD, 18+. Just another blog abt whatever I'm currently into. Chillin and just trying to enjoy life when I get the free time to do so 💛

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[queeranarchism]

There needs to be shorthand for "I agree with the basic good that you are defending, but your obsession with winning arguments online has caused you to warp your whole worldview and deny the complexity of reality just to make sure every aspect of the world supports the basic argument that you are defending and you need to stop."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[only-cat-memes]

[silky-selkie]

[sophsun1]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[bannertanks]

[pokeballvictimized]

i think this particular gag has gone out of style but it really is always funny when movies make their soundtracks diegetic in situations where it makes absolutely no sense

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[supersoftly]

Link for extension :3c

[gayskrillex]

No one wants to admit this but you don’t actually have to eat eggs and dairy for breakfast. Farmers just did that because they’d milk the cows and collect eggs in the morning. You can literally make a sandwich or a bowl of pasta or really anything you want for breakfast. There isn’t some medical reason you have to eat cereal and milk or fried eggs in the morning—our idea of “breakfast food” is an entirely artificial construct. Do what makes you happy.

[squagel]

Literally just eat something (or have a smoothie if you don't want solid food). Skipping breakfast entirely is worse for your body than having the "wrong" food.

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event