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you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?
literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.
i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch
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“So I’m uh, here at the, uh, grocery store parking lot with the, uh, world’s longest grill. And, uh, if you’re like me you might be wondering why the, uh, longest grill in the world is, uh, visiting a town with, uh, six stoplights. When the, uh, Oscar Mayer Wienermobile came to town a few months back they were able to satisfy the town with, uh, two regular grills, not the longest one in the world. So, uh, are we grilling the world’s longest sausage today or something? Uh, fuck no. The, uh, plain answer is that Family Fair has had a, uh, stranglehold on this shithole town for the last 15 or so years. They, uh, drove the small grocery store out of business when they came to town. So, you know, with their higher- well their lower prices, they were able to get lower prices than the small one of course, but the thing is, about three weeks ago the, uh, the Wal-Mart came to town. So now the people at Wal-Mart are, uh, taking all this business away because these fuckers here at the Family Fair charge eight fuckin’ bucks for a bag of chicken fingers that costs, uh, [sighs] $6.75. There it is! It’s nice and long, isn’t it? So that’s pretty cool, so that’s the, uh, Johnsonville longest grill in the world. And it’s all a marketing scam. I wanted to talk to the Johnsonville people about that, but they’re on kind of a PR blackout right now because in the June issue of the New Yorker magazine it was revealed that they’ve been selling expired sausage to the, uh, United States military at an incredible markup and great cost to the American taxpayer. As the late General Smedly P Butler said, ‘War is a racket, and it always will be.’ I tried calling the number on the back of the, uh, hot dogs, but, uh, somebody using a computer voice changer told me to quit while I was ahead. So naturally I dug deeper, and it turns out that Johnsonville sausages is not a real thing, it’s just a fucked-up, fake, made-up brand owned by the, uh, Excelsior Corporation, which is a company that only exists on paper. And it is, uh, registered, in the Bahamas, so it’s an obvious tax shelter. Uh, I looked it up, there’s not even a single town in this country named Johnsonville. There’s no Johnsonville in the United States of America. [clears throat] And furthermore, the, uh, Excelsior Corporation, I was able to look it up with some, you know, basic IRS tax paperwork and everything, it’s actually owned by, uh General Atomics. They are, uh, most well known for making things that kill people. And, you know, they’ve brought their fucking sausage to town as some kind of marketing scam, these sausage loving fucks. Now they’re not gonna fire up that bad boy for another 2 hours, but no one’s home today, so I’m gonna go fuckin’ play Super Mario Galaxy. Naked, probably. At least in my underwear. You know, I’m gonna have the time of my life and I ain’t makin’ no fuckin’ 45 minute round trip to score a free hotdog. Fuck that shit. So that’s the real news.”
For all my social quirks, I could never envision being this addicted to posting. Why would you share any of this.
i remember this guy being on here years ago like around my age and now they have a 20th birthday like twice a year on twitter
Watch "Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again" on YouTube
this has been popping up everywhere for me over the last week. idk what it means but its nice anyway, ill figure it out later
I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames
“Breeze the baby horse is all grown up, but still sleeps with his teddy years later”
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It just kept going
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Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902, Lovis Corinth
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Watch "Shirley & Company - Shame, Shame, Shame • TopPop" on YouTube
flawless song perfect vibes
British terfs saying they’d never take advice from Irish feminists (whose feminism has been recognisably trans-inclusive) because Ireland has only recently gained abortion rights is an absolutely worms-for-brains take. Imagine thinking it’s an own to scold feminists for recently winning rights they had to fight tooth and nail for as opposed to simply, idk, being born with them???? The abortion rights campaign in Ireland was a grassroots-led movement in which trans and non-binary people played a huge role and while abortion accessibility might have taken us decades to achieve thanks to Ireland’s cultural and financial dependence on the Catholic Church — which, by the way, is a direct result of British colonialism — it is something we’ll go down in history for achieving from the ground up. And once we did achieve it, we immediately began looking at how we could help bring abortion accessibility to Northern Ireland — you know, the six counties of Ireland that are still part of the UK, which British feminists conveniently forgot about and left in the dust once they got abortion rights for themselves 50 years ago??? But sure let punching down on trans people be the great feminist debate of your time, what a shining example of feminism you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway trans and non-binary folks of Ireland, you’ve always had a special place in Irish feminism and therefore Irish society and no coloniser take is ever gonna change that. And trans and non-binary folks of the UK, I’m sorry your mainstream feminism repeatedly spits in your face — you deserve so much better. Whenever Covid pisses off and leaves us alone, come over for a drink with your Irish pals and sisters ❤️
offered good wage for new job and not 2 minutes later the lady makes a nazi joke and im really glad it was over the phone because i could not have hidden the shock
not accepting bad vibes today, nobody else send bad vibes
got a call off someone i used to work for offering me a job, met up to talk, told me to take my time and think about. i call back yesterday, say yeah ill take it, and now theyre pulling this "ill talk to the lads but i have to wait for monday for an answer" like pal you approached me? i gave you the answer you were waiting for? has the offer been rescinded? could ya not let me know?
Where you the person behind the bear and cop show scam?