[losangelesareacode-deactivated2]

[bntyhuntr-remade]

i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd

[rivalwrites]

[handsmotif]

@4-18am

[hackerfucker]

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater and mass destruction all in the same game

[hackerfucker]

the full spectrum of human emotion:

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[little-klng]

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

[letdammeksayfuck-deactivated202]

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

[hobgoblinhero]

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

we really are the product of our generations

[unclefather]

[4gifs]

[three-degrees-below-social]

my internet hiccuped when i scrolled down to this and i thought it was the disappearing mango from australia set to fire. 

[jazminesullivan]

KERMIT THE FROG The Muppets Take Manhattan, 1984

[nyctosaurid]

can you even imagine being the villain chef in ratatoullie. like you’re running this restaurant and its not doing too well since the last chef, this world famous cook, died of sadness a few years back. you’re franchising the restaurant overseas and it’s not really helping your restaurant’s reputation but at least you can keep it open and make some money.

but then like, this mess of a guy shows up and he’s got a letter that says he’s the son of the previous chef and owns the business. the statue of limitations for the will, which makes you the official owner, passes in a few weeks and this guy is showing up right now, after years of you running the place. you hide this information in the hope that the deadline will pass and your life won’t be ripped to shreds by this. 

and the same night he’s hired (by your staff, without your permission), a rat shows up. you have the new guy kill it because the last thing you need to deal with is a health code violation. but it doesn’t go away. You start to see it everywhere, like a ghost. in the kitchen. on the street. probably in your dreams. You see it’s shadow out of the corner of your eye, and it’s always with the new guy, like he and the rat are plotting together. it’s a symbol of all your fears and anxieties. You try to prove that you’re not crazy, but nothing comes of it. And like, just when you’re starting to accept that you are, in fact, hallucinating, you go into your office, and you see this

[nyctosaurid]

so like, the rat, which you now know is real, steals your sensitive documents and gets you fired from your business. you have to stand by now and watch the trash guy’s fame play out, knowing he’s pulling off some sort of willard situation. is it one rat? dozens of rats? every night you dream of rats, and every morning you wonder if hoards of them might come for you. your life is plagued by rats, and you haven’t even seen one since that day in your office.

so you stalk the rat man. maybe you can do something about it. you find out that linguini is nothing but the puppet and the rat is running the restaurant it stole from you. you call the health inspector, the only person who’s going to take a rat seriously, but even they barely listen. you even manage to trap the rat and put it in your car, but later you find your car totaled, the front completely smashed open by a gargoyle that fell off the roof of a building. the rat is gone.

you go to the restaurant. you will find the rat. you burst into the kitchen. it’s like all your nightmares burst into reality at once. there’s thousands of rats. they swarm you, bound you, gag you, and throw you into the closet. right next to the health inspector. 

this is you. it’s apparent you need to rethink your life a little. 

[captain-twig]

A movie told from his perspective would start with him getting tied up and tossed in the fridge by an army of rats. *record scratch* “This is me. It’ s apparent I need to rethink my life a little.” Then it goes back to Gusteua’s death and him taking over the restaurant and everything and then finally his life getting ruined by a single rat.

[thechocobros]

 O N E   W I N G E D   A N G E L

[cirrates]

yall need to stop grouping jevil with dimentio theyr both bastard clowns yes but jevils crimes dont nearly compare to dimentios thats a whole other level

[cirrates]

handy chart:

[fall-out-girlboy]

Excuse me Marx is a fucking soulless nightmare and his body count is the 500+ Kirbies that I went through trying to stop him.

[fall-out-girlboy]

Look at this hellspawn. I didn’t have countless nightmares about him to have somebody act like he’s just a cute mischievous lil guy.

[cirrates]

he was just hungry give him a break

[thejestercorner]

Fixed it.

[cirrates]

thats fair

[paulthebukkit]

give me the ball papa

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[bunnywand-archive]

thunder only happens when it’s raining 😧

gamers only love you when they’re gaming 😔

[cursedcatimages]

[babieswithrabiesforpresident201]

[berlynn-wohl]

not to root for a hetero relationship or anything but did these two ever get together or

[30-minute-memes]