Capt. Twig

Holy Crapola! What even is life. After being off Tumblr for nearly two years, I am back. I'm married now, and pregnant. We lost our home in a fire and now we live with his parents. It's...not terrible. I crochet now, it's fun.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

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[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to explain the nearest item on your left side to a mediaeval peasant, can you do it?

yes

no

way too easy

way too hard

they call me a witch

results

Voting ended onFeb 17

[incognitopolls]

As always here, this is talking about the actual disorder OCD, not the “I’m so quirky and organized! I like things to be clean!” traits that sometimes get jokingly called OCD.

Do you have OCD?

Yes

Maybe?

No

I don't know

Voting ended onJan 23

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[floratropics]

i'm super curious to see what the responses to this are

do you shave your legs...

daily

once or twice a week

once or twice a month

every few months

once or twice a year

never

Voting ended onJan 16

feel free to put why you do/don't shave your legs, or any other nuances in the tags! reblogs for reach are appreciated :)

[raibura]

Would you do 10 push-ups for a million dollars

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 1

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

[mysral]

Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

Teleporting results:

Mortal peril - Exposure to the elements

Mortal peril - Dangerous wildlife

Mortal peril - Dangerous humans

I'll have a rough time, but I'll live

Mostly okay, though still a weird experience

Hell yeah, impromptu vacation~!

Voting ended onDec 29, 2025

[hunysckle]

[unchartedentity]

New Dracula adaptation idea: Dracula graphic novel, but each character's respective entries/perspectives are drawn by different artists rb if you agree

[pierppasolini]

Peanuts (December 31, 1966) by Charles M. Schulz

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

everyone can see your last google search now! are you humiliated?

yes

no

it's funni

results

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

[connyhascontrol]

"I beat the game in 30 hours" okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

[kdramastuff]

[suggestionsofkindness]

I hope november brings you peaceful moments and a feeling that everything will be okay. May november bring reassurement and encouragement, and may you walk out of the month feeling better than when you walked in. 🌸

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

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