i am the earth mother and you are all flops

Rebecca | she/her

[jame7t]

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

[eccentricks]

“You’re the Pop

You’re the baby’s father

You’re the Pop

But you needn’t bother

I will make no claim to your ancient name at all—

When I let you make me

You promised you’d take me to the City Hall

My mistake

Was in getting plastered

What a break

For the little bastard

What a time we had when I let you get on top—

But if baby, I’m the Mama

You’re the Pop”

—Cole Porter’s spontaneous parody lyrics of his own song, “You’re the Top,” as recalled by Elaine Stritch.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[elekanahmennahmen]

ms alex young this is the gayest thirst trap you’ve ever made (thank you)

[troutmemo]

the pitch my beloved

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[troutmemo]

alex young as ewen montagu, 2025-2026

(📸 sophie teasdale)

[troutmemo]

god forbid a white guy get a little silly with it

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[troutmemo]

what do you mean we cant keep them

(@mozartlikestheatre's master)

[troutmemo]

"[charles] is literally saying, 'i'm a man, i'm scared', during war. when everyone is like, 'don't be fucking scared. we can't be cowardly. we can't think about that, we certainly can't talk about it, because if we did, none of us would do anything.'"

[...]

"it's why i feel the need to get [his] face, and to be like, 'we can't go there. i'm going to share something with you, to say i understand, but we can't go there.'"

alex young on the milky pig scene [x]

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[troutmemo]

"my monty [...] needs physicality, he needs touch. he needs to know people are here, people are with him" - alex young on ewen montagu

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[were--ralph]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature

[deathcomequickly]

Andrea Spencer Glassworks

Whoa.

[troutmemo]

alex young & peter mcgovern as montlie

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[thestarwarsholidayspecial]

[troutmemo]

year 3 cast my beloved

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[troutmemo]

more alex monty gifs for the masses 🫶

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