To Ruin Your Day

My personal miseries are here to depress you.

[24hourbitch-deactivated20150101]

[life]

Today we are looking back on trippy, vivid portraits of Jim Morrison, who died on this day in 1971.

(Yale Joel—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)

[ruinyourday]

Maybe the simple truth would do. ‘Good morning. You are the 100% perfect girl for me.’ No, she wouldn’t believe it. Or even if she did, she might not want to talk to me. Sorry, she could say, I might be the 100% perfect girl for you, but you’re not the 100% perfect boy for me. It could happen. And if I found myself in that situation, I’d probably go to pieces. I’d never recover from the shock. I'm thirty-two, and that’s what growing older is all about.

On Seeing the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning, Haruki Murakami

[milesfisher]

[fakescience]

Your Weight On Each Planet

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[simenge-deactivated20160805]

Merry Christmas.

[ruinyourday]

A parallel universe where you would have died immediately.

[ruinyourday]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless the beholder doesn't have any eyes. Like that junkie in Minority Report. Where is beauty for him? Who holds Mr. Junkface's beauty?

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[ruinyourday]

Cannonball seizures!

[ianbrooks]

[ruinyourday]

Imagine this painted on my wall with me on a noose in front of it. That's called a suicide note. And it's saving all the lazy depressed people of this neighborhood from having to write one themselves. Thanks :)

[leviathandeluge]

:: Mmmh, dinner. #gourmet #fivestar #feast #livinlarge

[ruinyourday]

I cook this every night for myself. My friends always wonder when they'll get some, but I always wonder why I'm not dead and cry.

[unendingchorus-blog]

[ruinyourday]

Spitting image of my childhood. Wasn't I cute?

[highfivesforcoolguys]

[ruinyourday]

If she would use her damn hands.

[ruinyourday]

Orchids

Some butterflies commit suicide in an attempt to get nectar and pollinate the world. That's ironic because my mom committed suicide in an attempt to get away from me! 

[musestricken-blog]

Ways of Seeing, John Berger

[ruinyourday]

Why women aren't real.

[ruinyourday]

Animal Activism

What do the animals do if they're not being killed? 

[ruinyourday]

Evolution

Charles Darwin:

An American monkey, an Ateles, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than many men.

Yeah, but I bet Mr. Ateles wife didn't leave him for a funnier, more attractive monkey either. *grabs brandy*