Hugging the Hemlock

18+//please no new follows//Mutuals hit me up though!!

[maelwife]

[robinstome]

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

[proteusolm]

big fans of the new hammock

[punkedsolar]

Mirkwood watercolour study, version 1. Black mixed with French Ultramarine, Pthalo Green and Medium Cadmium Red. 🎨

[woman-becomer]

it's the coolest gif I got, boss

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[dykemyers-deactivated20221223]

butch philosophy

[amazoogle]

here's a cool secret trick: go to your local restaurant and get a table. wait to be seated by the host if its that kind of place that does that, or dont if it isnt. just follow the ordinary procedure. you want to blend in. when you get a menu (and you WILL get a menu) read all the different types of food on there and pick which one sounds like it would be good to eat. lock the name of that food into your memory, or write it down using writing tools if you have those. we're going to use that name later.

later, when the server comes to your table, they are going to say some words to you. they may ask you a question like "how are you doing today?" it is important that you ignore this question. the strategy for responding to such a question, and the broader topic of small-talk in general, is an ever evolving area of research and is outside the scope of this paper. what you're going to do is say these words: "i would like to order..."

remember that name of that food you remembered from earlier? ok good. this is where that comes into play. now, quickly. without hesitation. this is your only chance. say the food name out loud. then say "please". don't say anything else.

wait. stay alert. ignore any questions.

right as the server turns their body away from the table you must immediately reacquire their attention. you shout "HEY! WAIT! EXCUSE ME!" as loudly as you can. when they look back at you (and they WILL look back at you) you're going say the following phrase exactly as written. say it cool, calm, and confident. like it's not even a big deal to you at all.

the phrase: "sorry, i forgot to ask, could i have that made Normal Style please?"

breathe. your work is done. the setup is complete. all the dominos are perfectly in place. now the only thing left to do is wait and watch as they fall one by one. and they WILL, probably. about nine times out of ten, someone will literally just bring you the exact food type that you wanted, and you will really get to eat it right there at the table. the best part? they'll never suspect a thing

[sadhoc]

as someone who has been involved in union organizing through my dad's union since i was literally in second grade, the way that people on tumblr think unions work drives me literally insane

[sadhoc]

unions do so much more than just strike. unions bargain. unions sit in at meetings with upper management. unions help people navigate benefits. unions coordinate aid drives for disabled members. my union ran a donations campaign for me for the interim between the end of my allotted paid leave and my disability claim

[sadhoc]

"unionize your workplace" means so much more than "talk to your coworkers about striking." you gotta actively know what a union is and what a union isn't before you can form one. calls to unionize should lead to more people learning their rights and learning how unions work, and coordinating with orgs like seiu and the teamsters and the aft (and if you don't know what those are, look them up).

[electricpentacle]

My union found me a legal expert to help me check over my last redundancy settlement for free, provided private medical cover whilst I was unemployed, and negotiated a good deal on cheap insurance for their members. It is so much more than strikes.

[bonearenaofmyskull]

Forming a Union at a Non-Union Workplace - Worker.gov

Forming a union at a non-union workplace You have the right to join with coworkers to address conditions at work. The National Labor Relatio

Form a Union | AFL-CIO

[alphauke]

an angel on letterboxd just dropped a whole playlist of films free on youtube I was filled with so much love and light I had to share with you guys

[alphauke]

it also includes short films, animated movies, documentaries of every genre, full recordings of live performances. all spanning different decades from different countries. YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW

[anphivenas]

there are also websites like worldscinema, solidaritycinema, and rarefilmm hosting incredible obscure world cinema for free! and if you're more inclined towards the esoteric, there's also evilbjork's avant-garde canon playlist on youtube! also important to mention Maya S. Cade's incredible black film archive and the otherness archive, an obscure queer cinema archive! You could always be watching more films !

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[sydrichie]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[blueharlems]

some important info for the people out there: cal raleigh gave birth to the entire mariners rotation

[paruo]

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex