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I am the embodiment of rules. They/Them

[rules-official]

“What are the rules?” I don’t hear you asking…

Well the rules are simple! These are the basic rules that are in nearly every functional government!

-Be kind and pure of heart!

-Do not send anonymous hate!

-Do not be racist, sexist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, etc.

-Transgender women are women.

-We must uphold the spirit of democracy.

-Do not lie without reason or to push an agenda.

-Do not misgender people purposefully.

-Stay SFW on this blog, the embodiment of rules is a minor.

-If you need clarification on the rules, feel free to ask!

[snom-offical]

@satan-offical

Address the cake bribery!

[rules-official]

I would like to give some information on this topic.

Yes, it does seem like Satan Offical’s speech has bribery within it.

There is a limiting factor that should be addressed however, which is Satan’s speech was made before the no bribery rule was written.

Taking these factors into consideration, I believe Satan should have the same punishment Snom did, which was a simple revoting.

[snom-offical]

i feel like it's different as satan has been given multiple chances across the past few days to address the issue

[rules-official]

While that is a factor, it is also important that Satan Offical is very disconnected from Officalverse politics and doesn’t check her mentions often, which could have led to her simply missing it. We would not be able to know for sure without testimony from her, however.

[evil-ant-offical]

i sent an anon ask

[rules-official]

I apologize, for I did not receive any anonymous ask. Tumblr must have ate it.

[snom-offical]

@satan-offical

Address the cake bribery!

[rules-official]

I would like to give some information on this topic.

Yes, it does seem like Satan Offical’s speech has bribery within it.

There is a limiting factor that should be addressed however, which is Satan’s speech was made before the no bribery rule was written.

Taking these factors into consideration, I believe Satan should have the same punishment Snom did, which was a simple revoting.

[snom-offical]

i feel like it's different as satan has been given multiple chances across the past few days to address the issue

[rules-official]

While that is a factor, it is also important that Satan Offical is very disconnected from Officalverse politics and doesn’t check her mentions often, which could have led to her simply missing it. We would not be able to know for sure without testimony from her, however.

[rules-official]

I NEED TO BRING AN UPDATE TO THIS SITUATION!

A new piece of information has come to my attention

This means that Satan is testifying she goes through all her mentions, meaning she is admitting she knew about the no bribery rule.

This brings a whole new level to this case.

@journalism-offical @tagging-officals-offical @historian-offical @north-korea-offical @officalverse-democracy @salamander-offical

[snom-offical]

@satan-offical

Address the cake bribery!

[rules-official]

I would like to give some information on this topic.

Yes, it does seem like Satan Offical’s speech has bribery within it.

There is a limiting factor that should be addressed however, which is Satan’s speech was made before the no bribery rule was written.

Taking these factors into consideration, I believe Satan should have the same punishment Snom did, which was a simple revoting.

[snom-offical]

i feel like it's different as satan has been given multiple chances across the past few days to address the issue

[rules-official]

While that is a factor, it is also important that Satan Offical is very disconnected from Officalverse politics and doesn’t check her mentions often, which could have led to her simply missing it. We would not be able to know for sure without testimony from her, however.

[snom-offical]

@satan-offical

Address the cake bribery!

[rules-official]

I would like to give some information on this topic.

Yes, it does seem like Satan Offical’s speech has bribery within it.

There is a limiting factor that should be addressed however, which is Satan’s speech was made before the no bribery rule was written.

Taking these factors into consideration, I believe Satan should have the same punishment Snom did, which was a simple revoting.

[mobiletaskforces-offical]

[OFFICALVERSE SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT]

Hey guys, this is the mod behind Intern Cecil here, breaking character for (practically) the first time.

Quick PSA for any unwanted anon messages or weird vibes in your inbox/replies/reblogs lately.

The officalverse is built on weirdness and shitposting like the fiends we are. But harassment and threats aren't a part of the community. If you're getting messages that feel unsafe, here's some steps you can take:

Turn off Anon (even if it's temporary) if you're being spammed

Block any throwaway blogs connected to the asks (they sometimes follow up or reblog)

Screenshot & document anything/everything threatening or explicit

You do not have to answer/respond to mean or violent asks. You are allowed to delete or ignore them

If something crosses a line (especially violence or sexual threats) you are allowed to report it to Tumblr directly or (if you're a minor) talk to an adult you trust, even if it's just to help figure out what to do next

If you're seeing someone else get harassed, don't escalate. But feel free to leave a kind comment/reblog something normal from them. Remind them they belong here.

You aren't overreacting. You're not ruining any vibes. You deserve to feel safe while posting from "toaster-with-bad-vibes-offical".

Stay safe out there.

[rules-official]

This message is approved by Rules Official.

[north-korea-offical]

What would you say your campaign is based on?

My campaign is based on the belief that everyone is equal, and that therefore everyone deserves the same amount of respect and consideration, instead of dismissing other for who they support or not. Also, I'd say having four options to choose from is (almost) always better than three.

If you win the presidency, what would your first law you attempt to pass or pass be?

More concise rules on what kind of system we, as the Officalverse, have. For example, I think having a parliamentary democracy would be good, as it requires cooperation and allows everyone to have at least a little bit of a say in what happens.

Do you have a cabinet or council in mind? If so, what would it be like? What would be the responsibilities of the members of it? Do you have a member list in mind?

As stated in my previous answer, I believe a parliament would be the most beneficial to the Officalverse, so I think my 'cabinet' would just be about twenty seats divided accordingly to who won what amount of votes. I do not yet have any members in mind, but I am open to anyone interested in joining, and I also believe working together with the other presidential candidates is key, especially after the elections are over.

Would you say partisanship is becoming a problem in the Officalverse? If so, do you have a plan to combat it?

I definitely think there's certain factions in the Officalverse who are hostile towards each other, and it could most definitely become a larger problem than it already is in the future. That's why I - once again - believe cooperation is key to counter this. We need to try to emphasize each other better and have honest conversations, because only with understanding comes unity, and only with unity comes peace.

Opinion on fictionkin?

If identifying with a fictional character brings a person joy or comfort they should go for it, and I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with that. Obviously this does not include harming other because the character you kin happens to be a mass murderer.

[salamander-offical]

officalverse debate answers

if salamander were to win presidency, salamander's first act will not be to enact any laws. nay: salamander would instead institute a fundamental constitution, enshrining the rights of officals that have, in the past, been willfully ignored. salamander will make one specific note, however: should salamander win, @satan-offical will be elevated to a role of figurehead of officalverse. she will not be bogged down with legalities and bureaucracy, but will, whilst having no physical power, instead provide a face behind which to mobilise, as a sign of respect for her legacy.

salamander's council applicant's are publicly visible on salamander's blog. applications are over, and, should salamander win, the candidates will be filtered into a manageable council. roles and duties will be assigned in a manner mirroring extant governmental processes.

given the political nature of this debate, partisanship is all but a fundamental: how can one run for political office without it?

salamander feels unequipped to answer this question.

@rules-official

[snom-offical]

@rules-official

a citizen led method of governance where the citizens are spoken to about every decision

attempt at an integration policy as there are many honorary officals or other people who aren't but frequently collaborate on posts

there is already a cabinet @offical-government-offical

☝️

the ministerial roles are already appointed

☝️

I don't think that it is currently a problem but if it does I would be willing to listen to all sides

They sound grand, let people be people I guess (I only found out what it is recently)

[rules-official]

Official Offical Presidental Debate Set-Up

As @rules-official and the Official Law Interpreter of the Officalverse, I believe it would be my responsibility to supervise a debate between the Officals in the Presidential Race.

Any officals or non-officals can either comment on this post, send an ask, or reblog this post with questions they wish to be asked during the debate. Questions will stop being received at 8:30 pm UTC on October 9th, 2025.

The Officals in @officalverse-democracy’s vote are

@north-korea-offical

@salamander-offical

@satan-offical

@snom-offical

Once the above Officals confirm they will be participating in the debate, their name will be changed to be either green or a color of their choice.

After 8:30 pm passes, the final question list will be revealed. The candidates will have 24 hours to prepare, as the debate will start at 8:30 pm UTC on October 10th, 2025.

Tags: @journalism-offical @tagging-officals-offical

Current question list under the cut

What would you say your campaign is based on?

If you win the presidency, what would your first law you attempt to pass or pass be?

Do you have a cabinet or council in mind? If so, what would it be like? What would be the responsibilities of the members of it? Do you have a member list in mind?

Would you say partisanship is becoming a problem in the Officalverse? If so, do you have a plan to combat it?

Opinion on fictionkin? (Asked by anon)

[snom-offical]

what's fictionkin

[rules-official]

mod note: this what I think it the best definition of fictionkin

[rules-official]

Final Officalverse Question List

What would you say your campaign is based on?

If you win the presidency, what would your first law you attempt to pass or pass be?

Do you have a cabinet or council in mind? If so, what would it be like? What would be the responsibilities of the members of it? Do you have a member list in mind?

Would you say partisanship is becoming a problem in the Officalverse? If so, do you have a plan to combat it?

Opinion on fictionkin? (Asked by anon)

You can start giving answers at 8:30 UST tomorrow. Schedule your posts and prepare your answers, soon it will be debate time!

The confirmed candidates participating are:

@north-korea-offical

@salamander-offical

@snom-offical

Sadly, @satan-offical has not confirmed if she will participate.

Best of luck to all candidates!

@tagging-officals-offical @journalism-offical @historian-offical

[rules-official]

Get any last minute questions for the debate in now!

There are 20 minutes left.

[rules-official]

Opinion on fictionkin?

I support fictionkin!

This question will be added to the debate, please make another ask to cancel if that isn’t what you meant.

[snom-offical]

I will be supervising a debate between the current contenders for possible Officalverse president. Can I get your confirmation you will be participating?

I'll try join, when would it be?

[rules-official]

October 10th, 2025, at 8:30 pm UTC. Save the date!

[rules-official]

Official Offical Presidental Debate Set-Up

As @rules-official and the Official Law Interpreter of the Officalverse, I believe it would be my responsibility to supervise a debate between the Officals in the Presidential Race.

Any officals or non-officals can either comment on this post, send an ask, or reblog this post with questions they wish to be asked during the debate. Questions will stop being received at 8:30 pm UTC on October 9th, 2025.

The Officals in @officalverse-democracy’s vote are

@north-korea-offical

@salamander-offical

@satan-offical

@snom-offical

Once the above Officals confirm they will be participating in the debate, their name will be changed to be either green or a color of their choice.

After 8:30 pm passes, the final question list will be revealed. The candidates will have 24 hours to prepare, as the debate will start at 8:30 pm UTC on October 10th, 2025.

Tags: @journalism-offical @tagging-officals-offical

Current question list under the cut

What would you say your campaign is based on?

If you win the presidency, what would your first law you attempt to pass or pass be?

Do you have a cabinet or council in mind? If so, what would it be like? What would be the responsibilities of the members of it? Do you have a member list in mind?

Would you say partisanship is becoming a problem in the Officalverse? If so, do you have a plan to combat it?

Opinion on fictionkin? (Asked by anon)

[violetcat365]

Anybody wanna do my tagging game 👉👈

(I promise there are English options in the text bubble just look a bit harder)

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@cat-bean @itz-lynn @isleepinemptypools @lucymustdie @pollioooo @several-mice

Please guys it's good trusttt

[several-mice]

open tags :3

[tophat-offical]

Also open tags :3

[gaslight-offical]

@gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @sarcasm-offical @garlic-bread-supremacy-offical @rules-official @a-therapist-offical

[rules-official]

@journalism-offical

[official-democracy-offical]

May I be in charge of interpreting any laws of the Officialverse? The responsibilities this would cause be to have are as follows:

-Being a neutral party in any disagreements between Officials.

-Be willing to listen to both sides of an argument to gather facts.

-Help to clarify any rules needed.

I am no executor of the rules nor a writer of them, I am simply the rules, and thus believe I would be most suited for the job of understanding them.

Sincerely,

Rules Official

I actually hope this says yes

yes

no

Results

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[rules-official]

I thank the Officalverse for their decision.

I will try my best to make sure you do not regret it.

Tags are under the cut

@tagging-officals-offical @journalism-offical