Its A 💫 Bald Universe 💫

I used to bald people then ai took my job . 80H deez nuts 23

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[eerieviri]

what's up gamers. i took a potion from a cackling witch and have become an even-toed ungulate

[baldmultiverse]

This and nothing for 8 hours <3

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[passthenewport]

I THINK IM BOUTA STEAL

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[wormzone]

weird ps1 game i found

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You have to keep watching

[elleanna-b]

my 5 years plan:

-year 1: travel through latin america with no money, making art on the road

-year 2: go back to france and rent a little house in the forest, work half-time in the nearest school and make art the other half of my time

-year 3: maybe go travel somewhere else? asia? africa? NOT north america. make art

-year 4: go back to the forest and make more art

-year 5: the book I wrote in the forest, inspired by my travels, becomes famous and I never have to work a day in my life again, so I build an art school, I make more art in my free time and I start a new french revolution

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[beardedmrbean]

[wolfythewitch]

Part 1 or whateverdrd | next

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

part 1/2 (part 2)

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

(part 1) part 2/2

[kilgarraara]

searching for a memory