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by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

nsfw warning i guess but you know those egg sex toys for penises?? they need to make large full body ones so i can feel completely encased in a cool gel

#rambletag #other sensory fantasies i have is being entirely buried in warm sand #and also passed through a giant pasta roller #oh and being encased in jello #i promise this is not a fetish thing. i know it looks bad. but you have to believe m

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

feetdavidson

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

#they didnt even deactivate i think tumblr killed them for this

the thing abt the writers barely disguised fetish is that i can generally deal with it if the writer actually has got shit going on in their story AND its put together well enough that i can ignore the fetish that is also just sort of there. and that it doesnt eclipse everything else too much. a fetish to good writing ratio if you will.

#rambletag #anyway the reason why i gave up on fire emblem was that one day i woke up and was like #im dealing with all this incest and l*libait shit for writing thats not even fucking good?????#and then i never looked back LOL

witnessings

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

brick3621

#MY ELDEST ISNT A SNOOMER IS KILLING ME

wagitfag

picklesbaseball

magikonch

#type of shit kakyoin jjba watches

rumplestiltrin

sometimes im legitimately shocked when i encounter someone who isnt familiar with sun wukong. which is more often than id like to admit since i live in a western country and i should be used to this by now. you dont know wukong?? you dont know the hero of all time wukong??? our good friend wukong?!,#?@?!!

rumplestiltrin

i show you a picture of wukong. "haha cool monkey, he has like a crown" no thats his torture device.

#rambletag

sometimes im legitimately shocked when i encounter someone who isnt familiar with sun wukong. which is more often than id like to admit since i live in a western country and i should be used to this by now. you dont know wukong?? you dont know the hero of all time wukong??? our good friend wukong?!,#?@?!!

#rambletag #YOU KNOW GOKU DONT YOU?!?!?#being an immigrant u think you get used to this but No

beemovieerotica

#if i was white id wear this

machinot

What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

cassia-thots

the main canon yuri of deltarune doesnt appeal to me at all but toby cooked two yuri alternatives for me to chomp on anyways so thanks tricky toby

#rambletag #theres more yuri but im more interested in the Two

oh dear

hmmm

#thank you billie very cool #Billie.

mrsterlingeverything

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?