Reblogging loser

Just what the doctor ordered

[rung-is-hung]

I lived bitch

[wing-locked]

[megatronscheesesticks]

scientists used an magnifier to see an ant carrying his food back to his hole

[prokopetz]

I’m not a terribly big Transformers fan, but I get a real kick out of the fact that Starscream is canonically a planet-shattering badass who could probably take the Autobots single-handedly if he ever got his shit together, but that will absolutely never happen because he’s also a total fucking coward who runs away if his paint gets scuffed. That’s like the pinnacle of character design right there.

[sxgarxhxney]

How the trial really went down 

[artobotsrollout]

Tfp Starscream: (whispering) Hey... Im gonna overthrow megan you in?

Tfa Starscream: (yelling alone in a room) I'm going to kill Megatron!!

G1 Starscream: (Yelling in the middle of battle surrounded by Decepticons and two inches from Megatron) I'M GONNA KILL MEGAN. YOU HEAR THAT MEGATRON? I'M GONNA REPLACE YOU BY MURDERING YOU DEAD!

[disformer]

The Transformers: Till All Are One (2016)

[trashcanalienist]

I just think he's neat

[bottomcyclonus]

can u put cyclonus in a nursing home

images you can smell

[zviyeri]

when will stop me return from the war 😔

[badlydrawntransformers]

Starscream: Optimus and I don’t have pet names for each other, that’s ridiculous. 

Ratchet: What do bees make? 

Starscream: Honey? 

Optimus: *in the other room* Yes dear? 

Starscream: 

Ratchet: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

[incorrecttfquotes]

Megatron: I can’t feel my leg.

Starscream:

Starscream: *Stabs his leg*

Megatron, screaming: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Starscream: You’re a liar!

[aimishix]

Starscream: What the hell?!

Megatron: What's wrong now?

Starscream: I put my bath water for sale as a joke but somebody actually bought it!!

Megatron: *putting credit card away* Dang that is weird-

[starscreamwastaken]

Starscream: Okay, I've never been on a Guys' Night Out before. Was that last bit supposed to happen?

Wheeljack: What bit?

Starscream: The bit where the bar was set on fire.

Wheeljack: Not usually.

[nicecream]

[rung-is-hung]

my dumbass thought his hand was just a really tiny body im logging off

[pharahsgf]

favourite thing about overwatch is still how hanzo killed genji and regretted it like immediately and just single-handedly dismantled the whole organisation that made him kill genji in the first place and completely upended his whole life in this big quest for redemption and forgiveness and he goes to genji’s grave every year on the anniversary of his death to pay respects and it’s like we get it you super regret killing genji and then he goes back to genji’s shrine to cry or whatever and then genji shows up and reveals he’s still alive and hanzo tries to kill him again

[dumbass-bee]

swerve