It’s you!

resident nonsense airport person, very gay, video game collector, howl obsessor, piplup stan, 29✈️💙🏳️‍⚧️✌🏽

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[aroace-ryland-grace]

everyone look at stratt smiling in the reflection of the window right now

[aroace-ryland-grace]

SHE'S SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madeleinefjall]

Kim Kitsuragi my beloved

[evastrattsexywoman2027]

Stratt, approximately three minutes after the explosion: I miss my dead wife.

Grace, right next to her, confused: wait, you had a wife?

Stratt: sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[lovingmachine13]

Carl: *puts a hand on Stratt's shoulder*

Stratt:

Carl: our... dead wife

Grace, even more confused: and you're poly with Carl??????

[lovingmachine13]

Rocky and Adrian, slowly dragging him away: our wife now losers 🖕

[stiffyck]

Rewatched venom with my friend. Woe, AU be upon ye. @howdywallflower - co-parent of this au

More doodles for this au

Some extra notes:

Grace- aroace. Because thats important to me. Breakup was a long time coming, his stint in Denmark just sealed the deal. Starts working as a teacher very shortly after getting Rocky and a LOT of rumors spread around about the new teacher. He's the weird teacher for the longest time to the whole school.

Adrian- journalist, really liked Grace but did not think Grace liked them. Misses Grace quite a lot but moves on pretty quickly, unlike Grace who sorta cannot figure out what exactly he did wrong. (Adrian was his only long term relationship. He thought things were going good.)

Rocky- has the most embarrassing crush on Adrian who does not know he even exists for quite a while. They're not a very good match biologically, so Rocky cannot stay bonded to them. Will not stop insulting Grace for being inefficient. Rocky is the last survivor of his ship, very far away from home.

Grace and Rocky! Grace is freaked out when he first gets Rocky and is scared of him for the longest time. Eventually gets too attached to him as well and does NOT enjoy being separated from him. They become pretty codependent- especially with the real threat of Rocky dying if they get separated for too long with Rocky unable to find any other person who'd perfectly fit with him.

When Grace and Adrian meet up after Rocky bonds with Grace, Rocky gets real curious and really interested. He thinks Adrian is really funny and wants to know why the fuck Grace would leave them and why he hasn't tried to win them back. He also wants to talk to Adrian himself which Grace absolutely does NOT want to allow.

Adrian and Rocky end up getting along really well when Grace finally let's them meet. Rocky ends up being absolutely insufferable because he will not shut up about Adrian- and Grace ends up being exasperated at how nicely and politely Rocky treats Adrian when he calls him a leaky human, stupid, a loser, and inefficient all the time.

Adrian and Grace were a pretty good match, but ended up wanting different things in a relationship. Neither Grace nor Adrian are very tactile people. Grace is mostly uncomfortable with people touching him, and Adrian is mostly indifferent to touch, but doesn't seek it out. Grace was really happy he found someone who didn't require any cuddling or hand holding. His idea of a relationship was basically just friends who live together. Adrian really did not care about the touch, but they did expect a bit more kissing or going out on dates. It just wasn't enough for what they wanted out of a relationship. They ended up staying friends, but Adrian did want a bit of a break from Grace afterwards to get over him. Grace took the breakup pretty badly, but once things settled down, he realized he liked living alone much more.

Uhhh I have many thoughts but yeag.

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[yuukels]

[werepires]

weemp weemp 🚀

[notholaenas]

squishy toy

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[habken]

eepy

[habken]

grace: hey guys check out my sick cartwheel

[only-cat-memes]

[dancyrilkingston]

CREATURE KITCHEN (dev. The Rat Zone, 2026)

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]