Vanilla Leopard @panbelacqua - Tumblr Blog

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

nonlynear

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

fag enabler dog

How is anybody having a baby right now... Groceries for one is $90

sparklingbog

No offense to babies

timberland-4-16-players

9/11 would have been fucking crazy if they hit that shit with a marvelous flying contraption instead of a plane

radioactivedih

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

thoschei

at the steampunk gay bar and every other dude has a shitty handlebar moustache and asks you if u want to go on a marvelous contraption ride be original im not wasting sprokets buying you a drink if your only personality trait is your goggles and tophat combo get real

deadelated

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

deadelated

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

deadelated

fishingboatproceeds

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011.

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

sabrnia-deactivated20150929

we hate you john green

fishingboatproceeds

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

sabrnia-deactivated20150929

hey johny my bro relax

hackfurs

i only have $6 and im being so brave about it

hackfurs

if you wanted to throw me anything on kofi so i could order some food today while i work on all these projects it would be much appreciated 🙏

i'm not opening regularly for commissions anymore while i work on these book illustration jobs and haven't taken new work in weeks, so stuff has been a little tight. the good news! I've finished one cover and I'm nearly done with the second :D