hearts and diamonds

[rvhyunjin]

rvshea:

“if i were in your position i’d probably be making blood pacts with as many members as i can. one cute concept every now and then is enough for me”

“save me from myself, shea.”

[rvhyunjin]

noahrv:

“No I’m definitely dumb. You should have seen Deokjun’s face when he asked me about the last time I was ever in school.”

“i mean, deokjun’s not dumb. so i guess not all boys are dumb.”

[rvhyunjin]

daehanrv:

“fight me, hyunjin.”

“no you’d like that too much.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvtanye:

“you mean we could have left you in brazil and we didnt?”

“stop pretending like you don’t love me.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvtaekwon:

“you don’t know where i sleep.”

“i can find you.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvaurora:

“That’s true, I guess. It’d be cool to be the first people to perform in Antarctica, though.”

“yeah. cold as fuck though.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvdayoon:

“do it– i dare you.”

“no. you’d like it too much.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvchizuru:

“ooh, you think i’m hot?”

“of fucking course i do, you dip.”

[rvhyunjin]

baekrv:

“don’t i know it– i live with him.”

“how are you not blind?”

[rvhyunjin]

rvhyosang:

“…………………do your legs fall off in the winter?”

“....no?”

[rvhyunjin]

rvtaiga:

“no same. i consider it a sin to show my legs when there’s so much as a breeze.”

“your legs are a sin against humanity no matter what.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvsaint:

“just wear some obnoxiously tight trousers and that should still do the trick.”

“i mean i guess. i think that would work better if i were trying to show off my ass and not my height, though.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvdayoon:

“bitch please.”

“you’re just asking me to smack you.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvxriley:

“couldn’t you wear those nude tights or something? like, showing off the legs whilst they’re still covered?”

“not warm enough to make a difference. and not really showing off legs. they make your legs a weird texture and color.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvhyeyoung:

“all my stage outfits include me showing off my legs, even when it’s cold. just suffer with me!”

“stage outfits don’t count, though! they make all the girls show leg onstage.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvbillie:

“and then how would you tell all the fans north of the equator that we didn’t come to their country because of your legs?”

“we’d come there eventually. just in five months when it’s warmer.”

[rvhyunjin]

rvryder:

“why do that when i can pin the blame on someone else?”

“because then everyone will turn on you and kick your ass.”