A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands

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[ghostingharudraws]

"Oooh, what a woman."

[rwbyhusbands]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 54: Equally Racist

*The husbands and Adam are having a celebration party in the Belladonna-Wukong house for advancing to the finals of the Esports tournament* Sun: Okay great job everyone except for you Adam. Jaune: That was fucking racist of you, Adam. Adam: I would be equally racist tomorrow. Sun: What's that? Adam: ...Nothing Sun: *pulls back his fist* Adam: *screams* Sun: *slowly moves his fist forward to Adam* Adam: *screams*

[sails4ship]

RWBY Ship: SeaDragon

Yang x Neptune

[mojo72400]

I love me some Combat Goggles

[razorblade180]

Neptune:Is there any sentence that’s more powerful than “I’ve been to space?” Like someone could be a billionaire, but you’ve been to space.

Jaune:”I’ve slept with Weiss Schnee.”

Weiss:*red*Jaune!!!

Yang:Wait, he has a point.

Jaune:I’m just saying there’s this comforting feeling that no matter how many accomplishments someone has over me, they don’t get to go home and sleep with Weiss Schnee. Oh the found world peace? Well my world was already at peace everyday when I wake up to Weiss Schnee in my bed.

Weiss:*covers face* Y-You…! That’s too much.

Neptune:Counter argument, “I slept with Yang Xiao Long.” That’s a damn strong sentence.

Yang:Damn right it is! I say that’s on par. *smiles proudly*

Ruby:There really is two kinds of girlfriends and they’re both in this room.

[mojo72400]

I do love me some white knight and combat goggles.

[compasslogic]

Hotwater <3<3<3

[mojo72400]

I love the combat goggles cosplay

[rwbyhusbands]

This is my girlfriend, Blake, and this is Blake's boyfriend, Sun, and this is Sun's boyfriend and my boyfriend, Neptune

Yang Xiao Long

[carlottastudios]

Before I say anything, I just want to clarify: this was not a request. @mojo72400 (AKA @rwbyhusbands) didn’t ask me to draw their RWBabies. I did this drawing completely of my own volition. Why? Because I wanted to and because I think they and their creator deserve more attention! I tried a slightly different technique with this drawing when it came to the faces, one to specifically make their eyes bigger. I might use this technique later, but for now I’m sticking with the style I’ve had for years now. Hope you like this drawing!!! SPEEDPAINT VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZy_5ZafSY REFERENCES: None to be had except for the character designs! DISCLAIMERS: RWBY © RoosterTeeth these characters © @mojo72400 (AKA @rwbyhusbands) this drawing © me

[stormageddon-101]

It’s my turn friend, you have reblogged so many of my art things. And now I shall do the same!!!’

Look at this! Every character looks completely different, and the simplicity of the style allows you to bask in it once. Without having to take a break and come back just to be able to catch every detail!

[nerdlydelicious]

What moments in this volume (or even before) set up WK on the potentially more than friends route?

Sorry this took so long! I’ve been rather busy and haven’t had a chance to finish replying to this ask since I got so much more in detail with it. (Surprise surprise, talking about White Knight makes me rant XD).

Well I feel like the big one is Jaune saving Weiss’s life at Haven, and unlocking his semblance to do so.

Thing is, they could have used just about anyone else here and achieved a similar effect. In fact, using Ren, Nora, or Ruby as Cinder’s target instead of Weiss would make more sense from a narrative standpoint since he’s spent much more time with them, and has a less rocky history with them. They’re Jaune’s teammates, he traveled across a continent with them.

But the writers chose for Weiss to be the one Cinder targets to hurt him, to be the reason that he finally unlocks his semblance, an aspect of who he is, and that’s telling. Weiss, the same girl he held a candle for back in Volumes 1 and 2 (and I’d argue in Volume 3 as well), and the same girl he pursued fruitlessly, then took a step back from to respect her wishes.

And she was the one that he unlocked his semblance for. That matters. That matters a lot.

I personally think that Jaune still holds a candle for Weiss. Perhaps not as much as he did early at Beacon, but he still cares for her as more than a friend, and it shows in little moments. And likewise, I think Weiss’s feelings towards Jaune have have grown (or are growing) into more than just friendship, there are so many little moments between them that show they’re growing closer, little moments that Weiss or Jaune hasn’t really had with anyone else outside their team. Weiss is one of the main people Jaune is boosting with his semblance, outside of Ren whose semblance was very handy during V8. When she collapsed in V6 after catching Ruby with her glyph, Jaune was the one to catch her. When Jaune boosted Penny’s aura it was Weiss who put a hand on his shoulder and gave him a proud smile, and Jaune who noticed when she wiped a tear from her eye.

They were the last two to fall from the bridge, and he was helping her to the exit before Cinder set off an explosion under them.

And of course we got an absolute buffet of White Knight in V9. Not as much as BMBLB, of course, but we still got a lot. Weiss inadvertently calling Jaune handsome, then doubling down by practically drooling over him in episode 6. Weiss being the one to snap him out of his anger during his fight with Ruby, and Weiss being the one to comfort Jaune and tell him that he’s brave and good, and then hugging him. And I’m not just talking about a simple, arm around the shoulders hug. That was a full on motha fuckin’ embrace.

Look at that. She was in to that hug. She was all about that hug.

And of course, their lingering touch after the hug.

Because placing your hand on the small of her back as she rests her hand on your arm is totally something people who only care about each other as friends do. Totally.

And then there’s Weiss being the one to see Jaune in danger and try to help him (then knock him off the platforms, whoops). Then, this little moment when he’s de aged:

Sure, they’re all happy to see him back to his young self, but Weiss is the only one giggling at him here.

I could go on, but yes, I do earnestly believe that White Knight is end game for Weiss and Jaune, and I could not be happier about that.

[martanimate]

so miss-nerdgasmz​ added some tags to this post and the minute i saw it i was like ‘right, gotta draw that’

don’t repost, there’s a reblog button for a reason

[mojo72400]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 5: Jaune gets lost in the grocery store

Jaune: Hey, Sun, what are you doing? I thought we were gonna go to the bar and get wasted.

Sun: Ugh. I can't. I'm on duty tonight and Halloween's got to be the worst night of the year to be a junior detective. All you do is drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers and occasionally handcuff a drunk woman in a sexy costume.

Jaune: Oh, cool! Hey, I got a great idea. How about we ride around with you and steal beer from teenagers?

Sun: I don't know, you guys. This is my job, and I can't have you fooling around, getting into trouble.

Jaune: Hey, when the hell do I get into trouble?

Sun: Well, didn't you get lost in the grocery store last week?

*flashback*

Jaune: *cries in grocery aisle*

Employee: Are you okay?

Jaune: No! I came in with my wife and now I can't find her!

Employee: I'm sure she's here somewhere. Come on, I'll help you find her. *takes Jaune's hand and leads him to the courtesy booth*

Jaune: Okay.

*at the courtesy booth, Jaune is happy and sitting on a chair with a balloon tied to his wrist*

Employee: *using the PA speaker* Will Weiss Schnee please come to the courtesy booth? We have a little gift for you.

Jaune: *giggles*

Weiss: *arrives with groceries on her hand* I-I'm Weiss... Oh, for God's sakes, Jaune.

Jaune: Yay, Weiss!

*flashback ends*

Neptune: *sighs* I remember when Weiss told us and me and the guys were laughing for hours.

Jaune: Oh shut up.

[mojo72400]

Hotel Transilvania au

Summer: Mommy can you tell what you and daddy did after you defeated Salem. Did you kiss him? Did he say that he loves you or vice versa, Did he propose to you?

Ruby: No we were too young to get married, but I remember that time when your dad said we were too young to fall in love

*flashback*

Oscar: We did it guys, we defeated Salem *everyone cheers*

Ruby: *walk towards Oscar and presses her face near his cheek as she leans further forward and he leans further sideward* Look at me, Oscar, look at me. Come on, you can’t deny it.

Oscar: No, I’m too young to love *runs away and Ruby chases him*

*flashback ends*

Summer: Aww, that’s cute. 

Ruby: I know right, now goodnight sweetie *kisses her on the forehead and leaves her daughter’s bedroom*

[mojo72400]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 9: Asking Weiss to the Dance

*Qrow, Tai, Ren, Neptune, Jaune, Sun and Oscar are at a bar cracking a cold one with the boys*

Neptune: Hey Jaune, remember when your wife tried to ask me out to the dance.

Jaune: I remember it like it was yesterday.

*flashback*

Weiss: So, Neptune, do you want to go to the dance with me? *Neptune was about to answer until Jaune pops out of nowhere*

Jaune: NOT SO FAST, NEPTUNE! I already want to take Weiss to the dance!

Neptune: You're too late! She already asked ME to take her!

Weiss: Guys! There's no need to fight over me! Besides, I know how to decide who to go to the dance with...

*in Neptune's bedroom*

Neptune: *in bed, naked with a dissatisfied Weiss* Um...that's never ha-

Weiss: SHUT UP!

*in Jaune's bedroom*

Weiss: *satisfied, in bed, sweaty and naked, cuddling with Jaune after having amazing sex* Ahhh....Oh, Jaune, that was AMAZING...you win, hands down.

*flashback ends*

Oscar: Wait, Weiss determined who she would go to the dance with by fucking them?

Neptune: Yep but at least, I took her virginity.

Jaune: That's nothing compared to what I gave her in bed.

Neptune: *sighs sadly* That is true

Sun: Cheer up, Nep, ever since you married Yang, you got better in bed, thanks to her.

Neptune: *blushes and texts the guys minus Tai and Qrow* Is it because of the sex tape me and Yang made and sent you?

Oscar: *texts* Yes.

Jaune: *texts* Definitely.

Ren: *texts* Can't deny it.

Sun: *texts* What else could it be?

based on this deviantart post www.deviantart.com/obsidianwasp/art/RWBY-Weiss-s-Dilemma-480999741

[carlottastudios]

Before I say anything, I just want to clarify: this was not a request. @mojo72400 (AKA @rwbyhusbands) didn’t ask me to draw their RWBabies. I did this drawing completely of my own volition. Why? Because I wanted to and because I think they and their creator deserve more attention! I tried a slightly different technique with this drawing when it came to the faces, one to specifically make their eyes bigger. I might use this technique later, but for now I’m sticking with the style I’ve had for years now. Hope you like this drawing!!! SPEEDPAINT VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZy_5ZafSY REFERENCES: None to be had except for the character designs! DISCLAIMERS: RWBY © RoosterTeeth these characters © @mojo72400 (AKA @rwbyhusbands) this drawing © me

[rainbow-multishipper]

These guys are so cute in your art style! I love it!!

- Admin Dice

[rwbyhusbands]

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 53: The Belladonna-Wukong family go to a haunted house attraction

Blake, Sun and Ash: *running for their lives at the haunted house attraction*

Blake: Why does this feel scary even though I've face Grimm before!

Sun: I know he's an actor but my survival instincts are kicking in instead of messing around with the actors!

Ash: This is too realistic! I ain't coming back to this attraction again!

Blake and Sun: *in unison* Same here.

Adam: *wearing a half hockey mask and wielding a prop chainsaw, stops chasing them as the Belladonna-Wukong family run away* Why are you running? I love you! *continues to chase them*

[mojo72400]

“When you girls are done kissing, I’ve got some ass kicking for you!”

— Adam Taurus before fighting both Yang and Blake in Vol. 6

[rwbyhusbands]

So, you- what you- what you guys doing later, huh? I was just going to hang out, but...maybe we could get a pizza or, you know, scam some chicks or something, right? 'Cause, um, I don't know...I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em. Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back.

Adam Taurus

[mojo72400]

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#5

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 52:  Adam's revenge

Sun: *impresses the club-goers with his dance moves overshadowing Adam's dance moves*

Adam: *opens his hidden flask*

Adam's gang member: What are you doing, Adam?

Adam: I'm gonna get Sun! *pours alcohol on Sun's non-alcoholic beverage*

Adam's gang member: But, why ya gonna do that, Adam?

Adam: *briefly stops pouring* Because, he humiliated me! *empties his flask on Sun's drink*

Adam's gang member: But, you humiliate me every day.

Adam: *rolls his eyes and sighs* That's different. You're my friend.

Adam's gang member: Oh yeah.

1 notes • Posted 2021-04-05 12:04:39 GMT

#4

Trivia 2

Adam is like another Shopkeep because he does multiple jobs in Remnant to pay in order to survive. In some of his jobs, he works together with Shopkeep who puts him on line whenever Adam gets angry at a customer.

1 notes • Posted 2021-04-05 11:49:34 GMT

#3

Okay, he's mad about something. He appears to be talking really fast. He spits whenever he makes the "ch" noise, which, in this language, happens a lot. I'm expected to entertain him and his wife tonight, so if anyone knows a good restaurant in the area... Sushi or tapas, something where they're always bringing stuff to the table so you have something to talk about. You know? "Hey, what's this? This looks good..." War, oh, war, war! That last sentence was about war!

Adam Taurus failing in his former job as an interpreter during a speech

4 notes • Posted 2021-03-09 12:42:48 GMT

#2

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 50: Weiss who?

*Back at Beacon, years before meeting Oscar*

Neptune: *to Sun, Jaune & Ren at Team JNPR's dorm* She's irreplaceable. You know when it comes to Weiss. Let's be honest guys. No woman could ever replace Weiss.

Yang: *knocks on the door and enters flipping them off with both fingers* Surprise, motherfuckers!

Neptune: Weiss who?

17 notes • Posted 2021-03-10 14:43:14 GMT

#1

A Day in the Life of the RWBY Husbands 51: Qrow's Breakfast

Qrow: Get me a vodka rocks.

Brandy: Dad, it's breakfast.

Qrow: And a piece of toast.

21 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 05:32:13 GMT

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