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marlcysrose‌

Yeah, the baseball team needs a lot of work and I honestly never minded the coffee, but that might just be me.

Then it is a good thing they brought me in and that is all thanks to you. So technically you saved the baseball team. Huh I must have old man tastebuds

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rachelnyc‌:

I have to say, I’m very proud of the progress that Breadstix has made with its vegetarian options. It’s nice to be able to venture away from my old order of plain noodles and garlic bread and try something with fresh vegetables, which are sadly a rarity in Lima’s restaurant scene. It’s not New York Italian food, but I can appreciate them trying to be better.

I can’t comment on the progress it has made but everyone seems to talk about it around here. I’ll need to check it out eventually and see how it really is. If it is italian food you want, I make a mean Alfredo sauce.

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yazhopez‌:

When will gas station pervs learn that they are in fact pervs? Stop calling me mami as if that is supposed to be enduring. Shout out to the clerk though who still sells me black and milds even though the legal age went up. Other than that it’d be great if all you middle-aged creeps kept your comments and eyes to yourselves.

Whoa whoa whoa I’d loose my job if I did that plus that is just down right sleezy. Do you carry pepper spray or anything like that with you around?

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tommyoisms‌:

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for the whole ‘no judgement zone’ that Planet Fitness provides for everyone, but if I have to watch another poor person struggling with proper posture while lifting weights? How to use certain machines? I’m going to open up my own gym just to roast the dumbasses myself. It’s the greatest comedy I’ve ever seen.

Just be careful who you say that too... We don’t want anyone thinking the wrong thing. I get it, I try to train all the baseball team right but not everyone has that training.

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quinnyisms‌:

I think she would rather die before allowing the Cheerios to get mullets. The wigs would be too easy on them though because then they could just take it off, totally defeats the purpose.

Well we don’t need her dying so then I think I’ll keep that mullet cheerio idea to myself. Alright then I guess I have to whip them into shape and they have to agree if they don’t want to get mullets

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evansam‌:

i would try to pin it on the new status of performing arts, but honestly we’ve always been pretty bad in most sports. as for the coffee, i’ll have to agree with you there but if you put in enough creamer it’s somewhat drinkable. a keurig would be a lifesaver though, i would definitely pitch in for a beauty like that.

Really..? Huh that is interesting... I thought at least your football team was okay? Weren’t the cheerios good at one point? I’ve gotten enough yes’s to the Keurig thing it might actually happen. Now I’m getting hyped.

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blaineha‌:

You would be my favourite – well, second favourite person in the world if you did that. I always just bring my own coffee to work, because I can’t stand the one in the teacher’s lounge either. But it’ll do in case of emergencies, I guess. If you’re looking for a place with good coffee, you should definitely try the Lima Bean, though. They have the best coffee around here by far. As for the baseball team, I’m pretty sure they’ve never been great. As far as I know, at least – I only spent two years of my high school career at McKinley.

How long have all of you been suffering through all of this bad coffee? Just a month has driven me crazy. How did you last this long? I guess I’m either going to this Lima Bean every morning or buying a good coffee machine and keeping it in my office so it doesn’t get wrecked. I just can’t take that chance. Well that will change soon, trust me. I almost played major league. This team is going to sky rocket.

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mercedesjoneshq‌:

If you are nice I might bring you some of the good stuff!

Then I’ll be the nicest person around

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quinnyisms‌:

I’ll happily take all the compliments then. I guess a little bit of a suggestion is fine, but I’ll admit I’d love to see the baseball team with mullets.

Then I’ll keep giving them as they are needed. Don’t tell me that, I might have to tell them if we loose then they have to get them. Or we could try wigs. How do you think Santana would feel about cheerios with mullets?

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satanlopezz‌:

Oh I will make them nationals champions for sure. How are you gonna whip it into shape? 

I don’t doubt that. Weren’t you on the cheerios at one point? Practice every day and drills when they are being little shits. But I can’t give you all of my secrets.

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quinnyisms‌:

Come on, you can’t flattered me too much. I’ll get a big head. So… What I’m hearing is it’s basically a threat?

I’m just speaking my mind and the truth. Why not get straight to the compliments?  Nah I would never threaten a kid. Just suggest.

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mercedesjoneshq‌:

It takes some time to get used to this place but I am sure you will find your footing. Have a Keurig which is why I don’t that slop they serve  

I might but knowing me I’ll be stumbling around for a couple more months then maybe I’ll understand where a coffee shop is. Well you are a lucky one. I’m stuck with the slop.

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xostaceyevans‌:

Well, god knows I’d like to cheer for the baseball team just as much as any other cheerio…Football is eternally boring. I know my parents would probably say something totally cheesy about believing in yourself, so why don’t I just leave you with a ‘good luck with that,’ and we can call it a day? 

Hey, I’m just trying to look out for your well being, Mr. Rose! And all I’m saying is that… a stick of gum couldn’t hurt. Maybe two. 

I think my age is catching up to me because I wasn’t able to tell if that was sarcasm or not... 

I think that deserves a thank you? I’ll get right on that.. Maybe three sticks of gum.

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quinnyisms‌:

I would love that. I can even bring over my own Thunderclap so that saves you years of torment in that dusty place of a library? The mullets though, wouldn’t be a bad threat but I’m not sure if it’s legal.

Then it is settled. Tomorrow after baseball practice. Three in one? Entertainment, a beautiful woman and coffee? You’re making my day. It wouldn't be a threat just more of a harsh suggestion.

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satanlopezz‌:

Yup, the kids here aren’t good at sports. Took me a long time to find kids good enough to fill out my Cheerios, and they’re still not nationals winners. 

That is about to change now that I’m at the wheel. This team will get whipped into shape real quick. I can assume the Cheerios will to.

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quinnyisms‌:

I guess I’ll believe that then, might not wanna get too cocky though. I’m sure if you go to the library and get some yearbooks circa 2012 you’ll find it, it was definitely a sight to see. Perfect, I can’t wait.

I’ll keep the cockiness to a minimum trust me. I won’t make any promises until we start winning. Huh I might just do that for some entertainment, or tell the team if we don’t win I’ll make them get mullets. How about tomorrow after school? 

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xostaceyevans‌:

I think ‘a lot of work,’ is probably an understatement. And judging on the amount of coffee breath me and my fellow students have to deal with on the daily… I’d say that you should probably just ditch the Keurig altogether and invest in a tea kettle for the rest of you.  It might even help the whole ‘team morale’ thing if you think about it.” 

Wow and to think I might get it under control. I think I can do it though. The team won’t know what hit ‘em. Wait... Do I really have that bad of coffee breath? I didn’t think it was that bad..