Limp-lame-shot-dead-horse

Idk im just here man not like anyone 's ever gonna see this, i could put my adress here and no ones gonna do shit about it??? I unfortunately dont understand the concept of gender(but do respect it if thats what youre asking) Ask me something if you see this. Interests - Queer audio drama podcasts(Nightvale, TMA, Camp Here and There, ect), Will Wood, Lemon Demon, that trinity, Communtity(Abed Nader), by default so many oher things(The Mechs, Gravity falls). Also now Motm(its really cool) Maybe Autistic??? Idk ive never been diagnosed but ive been asked if i have by at least 7 people. Also Spamtenna's cool(i have never played Deltarune).Minor.

[belle-and-seblesbian]

"i have a video that i could've released instead that would have just completely destroyed the internet"

[ryanrottinginparadise]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it!!!!

[blanketforcas]

this ratio on an incredible piece of fanart is crazy. this is not fucking pinterest guys if you wanna see more of what fandom has to offer then you have to be willing to show others the beautiful rocks you find

[sofionch]

I little petekey ( mostly Mikey ) drawing I made the 28th. Amazing New Mexico sunset

[me20262016]

[ryanrottinginparadise]

Herman’s noruegano ya eyes mexicano

[lightbulb-warning]

GOVERMENT AGENTS FROM A VAGUE YET MENACING GOVERMENT AGENCY WERE IN THE BACK, WATCHING.

I FEAR FOR CARLOS. I FEAR FOR NIGHT VALE. I FEAR FOR ANYONE CAUGHT BETWEEN WHAT THEY KNOW AND WHAT THEY DON'T YET KNOW THAT THEY DON'T KNOW.

got into night vale earlier this year and this silly little podcast has my entire heart and soul and flesh vessel and unborn heir for three generations!! <3 currently at ep 65 (holy shit, btw) wanted to explore what framing devices i could draw for ceec's narrations and then got very carried away i have spent weeks on this i am finally freeee e e e e e

zoom zoom zoom behold my details!!

u should fear for him:

[super secret powerpoint reveal]

ha ha they're so silly! starts sobbing

[phodcast]

affirmations 💗

— maybe go outside to feel more alive

— you’d be nowhere without twitter

— don’t stop posting shit

— tumblr is a part of you

[bleachblondephil]

phannies every hard launch monday

[ryanrottinginparadise]

Can’t wait for the inevitable obtuse “who’s watering the plants while youre on tour?” And their response now being, “our third <3”. Everyone still groans and regrets leaving an hour earlier for this.

[bleachblondephil]

39 years of inquisitive gay whimsy

happy birthday to our own phil <3

[marilotjee]

Putting an edit I made for TikTok on here as well! :3

Dinof come back the kids miss you

(TW: flashing lights, eye strain)

[ratzinmyattic]

theyre wearing turtlenecks and kissing guys i figured it out

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[phandomheritage]

date of origin: december 26th, 2017

[antiadvil]

“phan is real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “you’re fetishizing gay relationships!” I am very close to ending it all when one posh voice and one northern voice command silence over the crowd. “He’s right, please write more yaoi.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back. Then they come onstage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[stomachachesxxx]

hey emo boy!

[tinyuglyworld]

Mexican rebels during the Mexican Revolution. Photographed by Trudi Blom, ca. 1910s

[maddox-rider]

sister daniel & father philip

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[campho-rousse]

In order: Post-hard launch Dan & Phil (1 & 2), Public Defender Dan + English Teacher Phil (3), Tomodachi Life Dan and Phil (4), Cat!Phil and Bear!Dan (5), Knight Dan and Princess Phil (6), Tortoise Metaphor Dan and Phil (7), Space Explorer Dan and Alien Phil (8), Phyuri (ft. Transfem!Phil)(9), Perphormative Phetus Dan(10), Basically I'm Gay reference (11), Fake IDGAFer Dan (12)

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