skeleton trash

Jéssica, 99's. Brazil. I reblog things that I enjoy.

[danielfaradies]

lost appreciation week

day five: favorite quotes 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[glittergroovy]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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certified iconic post

[spector]

[catingas]

mcrs reunion show was an experience that i had to Get Ready for so i made this

instagram | ko-fi | redbubble 

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[excalibelle]

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

[inkthecryptid]

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

[jctko]

titanic

[unwinona]

*whispers* holy shit

[ohevoyev]

thor was the funniest avenger. all he did was pretend to be dumb and clown them constantly

[ohevoyev]

thor: good morning idiots

tony: you know idiot isn’t like.. something you just walk in and call people

thor: it’s a term of endearment on asgard, rat man

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[bluehairedspidey]

me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this

me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome

[dslite-deactivated20191102]

me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

[mysharona1987]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: “wellllllll you get down to fiddle and you get down to bowl, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin’ in the kitchen till the mornin’ lightttt~ till the lousi-”

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

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