Here be Dragons

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[azelais]

i am going to regret not buying the tumblr do you love the color of the sky tumbler for the rest of my life

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[1percentcharge]

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

[1percentcharge]

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

[omar-little]

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

[omar-little]

this time we're really gonna do it guys. I believe in all 4000 of us

[azelais]

y’all know that famous bible verse “i am the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end”?

has anyone explored the implications of jesus having two secondary sexes

[deep-state-partisan]

[identitty-dickruption]

when I say I have a trauma background everyone assumes I was abused or some shit. and to be fair I was. but mostly I am referring to the time a pelican put me in its mouth when I was three years old. my entire head was in there. the pelican seemed unbothered by the entire thing. and now I’m here

[safe-from-emails]

Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[psshaw]

Wow, that was indeed worth the google.

[normal-horoscopes]

There once was a doctor named Freud

[happy-hudson-deactivated2023083]

who woman preferred to a-void

[whilommm]

bitch loved his cocaine

[normal-horoscopes]

But he couldn't explain

[triggerjolly]

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi

[oddbookreport]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[cpericardium]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[solarg0blin]

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[naamahdarling]

People who argue that it is in human nature to be cruel and ruthless, and that only the fittest should survive, any of that crap. They could not be more wrong. It is in human nature to love and to protect. Or we would not any of us fucking be here.

[incandescent-creativity]

@radley-writes 😭