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amal-perris:

“I didn’t mean literally- oh well.” She chuckled.

“ i honestly don’t care either way. it doesn’t change how i feel. “

drdeirdre:

“You don’t know what hohos are? Alright. Isle 5. Near the twinkies. You’re welcome in advance. Or rather, sorry for the new addiction. I don’t normally eat so unhealthily, but even I have my weakness. If there’s not a way to do that already, someone needs to get on it. I do wonder why everyone hates going grocery shopping. For me, it’s a mix of accidentally missing things and going ten isles back for one item, or seeing how much food costs at the register.”

“ i have no idea what they are. i feel as though i’m either going to be in utter awe or disappointment and no inbetween. all i eat is crap so i’m sure i’ll like ‘em. i think it’s mostly for pregnant women or ones with newborns who can’t leave the house. i always forget what i really wanna get so what’s the point of even going. “

#chats ( drdeirdre )#he has no idea wtf hes talking ab

hazelbeau:

“I feel like more of an adult whenever I go grocery shopping, and that scares me a little bit, so I try and limit how often I have to go.”

“ being an adult is so damn overrated. i’d rather eat pizza every day than go to the grocery store.”

#chats ( hazelbeau )

lorclvichxmbcrlin:

“ exactly, why do you think i brought you instead of grabbing my own basket? “ she smirked, not answering the second half for obvious reasons.

“ i’d say after this you owe me a drink---or about twenty, i haven’t fully decided yet. “ a smirk creeped across his lips.

#chats ( loriclvichxmbcrlin )

oliviafaye:

“Lived there actually. But I was too much of a sinner so even the devil kicked me out”

“ oh wow, how amazing. “

#chats ( oliviafaye )

andrewmeadowss:

“It may not be good for the skin, but neither is extreme heat. Other than dry skin, you’ll also have to deal with minor inconveniences such as your whole body shutting down. Maybe I’m missing something, but what exactly is so horrible about grocery shopping?”

“ at least maybe i’d be able to finally get a tan or somethin'. its stupid, boring, and there’s definitely a long list of other things i could be doing with my time. “

#chats ( andrewmeadowss )

amal-perris:

“You need groceries for food and you need food to live so if you don’t do your grocery shopping, you will die and go to hell…. do the math yourself.”

“ that sounds pretty dramatic. i was never good at math so, oh well. “

#chats ( amalperris )

oliviafaye:

“Hell is actually quite nice. Warm and comfy. And you meet people that have sinned while being alive, doesn’t that sound like fun?”

“ have you gone there on vacation or something? “

#chats ( oliviafaye )#hes such an asshole oh dear

drdeirdre:

“You’re telling me about it. I think the last time I came to the grocery store, I ended up leaving with twenty boxes of hohos instead. Needless to say, I gained ten pounds that following week. Isn’t there an app nowadays that you can just, I don’t know, order groceries for delivery? Or is that too pathetic?”

“ i don’t think i wanna know what hohos are, because if i did i’d probably wanna buy twenty-one boxes. honestly, i don’t give a shit if it’s pathetic if i can get someone to do the dirty work for me i’m in. “

#chats ( drdeirdre )

lorclvichxmbcrlin:

“ oh come on, i just asked you to come along to hold the stuff. you don’t have to do any of the actual hard work. “

“ carrying all this is the worst part! did you decide just to pick everything heavy? you’re killing me. “

#chats ( loriclvichxmbcrlin )#opened my comp and this is the first thing i see #its a sign

batou

Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….

#ISMS ( musings )

madshenry:

“I will deadass shop for you if you buy me a week’s worth of food. Literally all that’s in my fridge right now is half of a grilled cheese because I’m trying to stretch it.”

“ not a chance, kid. haven’t you heard money’s tight now? guess you’re gonna have to stretch that grilled cheese a little longer.”

#chats ( madshenry )

andrewmeadowss:

“You say that now, but wait till you realize that there’s no air conditioning in hell.”

“ maybe i like the heat. artificial air isn’t good for the skin, mate. i definitely read that shit somewhere. “

#chats ( andrewmeadowss )

“ grocery shopping is the equivalent to hell. actually, scratch that-----hell sounds a lot better than this right now. “

#everwoodstart #my local idiot #AS IF ALL MY OTHER CHILDREN ARENT IDIOTS

rightnowimloving

this sums them up tbh

#ISMS ( musings )

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