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[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[sylvieshadow]

I think about manga Senshi a lot.

[raccoonmilf]

I don't know how to explain it, but trying to find rabies in turtle brains is the exact same feeling as trying to homebrew your wii so you can hack animal crossing and put a custome made Gamzee Makara as a goat in your town

[atn-antronach]

May I ask if you were successful?

[raccoonmilf]

At reskinning a goat, naming it Gamzee, making it say HoNk, and putting it into Animal Crossing City Folk? Yes. At finding dolphin rabies? No. But I found one with undiagnosed butt cancer so I guess that’s cool

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[wieniawskis]

some recent re art

[qin-shi-huang-di]

Ey boss? Yeah, we found this meteor, see, and we thinks you might wanna have a look at it.

yippee! a meteor is surely an auspicious sign from Heaven, i must send my imperial secretary to inspect this Heavenly Stone immediately. perhaps it even has a prophecy inscribed on it!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[qin-shi-huang-di]

hi peons, i was a tiny little bit upset by this crime but i promise im over it now. if someone would like to step forward and confess i will be very very lenient with them

[qin-shi-huang-di]

ok that was my attempt to be nice. kill everyone in the nearby village and pulverise this rock

[swordsman-jing-ke]

hey Emperor Dipshit how do we know its not an actual prophecy from Heaven?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

im literally so nicies ☺️

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

lmaoo guess who died and had his land divided

[kaeyallberich]

wtf = wheres the femslash

[hlas-lidu]

btw nemáte někdo náhodou libovolnej vhled do vnitřních záležitostí prague pride? proč vypadaj že maj tolik sponzorů, ale pokud vím, tak svejm dobrovolníkům neplatí a neplánujou to, a vstupný je doporučený? proč byly všechny anotace akcí a některý obrázky generovaný ai? dělaj lidi, co ty jednotlivý podakce organizujou, to co chtěj/s čím sami přišli, nebo jim to je nahodně přiděleno? (my jsme s bestie byli na tom stredečním "teplý mejdan v rytmu českých hitů" a nejenom že lokace byla debilně popsaná, ale vypadalo to, že ten chudák dj tam spíš nechce bejt & na parketu byli asi tři lidi.)

[rainbowsuitcase]

#mohli by mít nějakej dotazník spokojenosti

Mají !!! Hned na domovský stránce pod hlavním banerem !! AI a anotace by nejspíš spadaly pod "Dostupnost informací o festivalu" (v otázce "Na Pride bych chtěl*a zlepšit..") ale ofc každej může napsat co chce

Prague Pride Festival | 3/8 – 9/8/2026

Děkujeme návštěvnictvu Prague Pride festivalu 2023! Do průvodu vás přišlo 60 000. Těšíme se na vás na Prague Pride festivalu 2024 5. – 11.8.

[co-muzem-delat]

sdilim na tenhle profil, za mě to spadá do občanské angazovanosti

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that if you search “Orc Erotica” on the Google image search you might like what you see, and there is more where that came from  

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[depsidase]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*