Awkward Family Dinner Sentence Starters
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "so... how's work? still doing that... thing you do?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "we're NOT talking about politics tonight. i don't care who started it."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "mom, please stop asking when i'm getting married. please."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "pass the salt. no, the other salt. the— never mind, i'll get it myself."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i know you meant well, but maybe don't bring up my divorce at thanksgiving?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "your sister got promoted again. isn't that wonderful? what have YOU been up to?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "can we have ONE meal without someone crying? just one?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'm going to the bathroom. if anyone asks about my life choices, i died."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "remember when we all got along? yeah, me neither."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "the chicken's dry. no, it's fine. it's... very dry. i mean, it's fine."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "why did you sit me next to HIM? you KNOW what happened last christmas."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'm not drinking. yes, i'm sure. stop asking if i'm pregnant."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "dad's already had three glasses of wine. someone hide the bottle."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "we're all adults here. we can discuss this civilly. ...okay, we're yelling now."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i brought a salad. yes, i know nobody asked for salad. i BROUGHT IT ANYWAY."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "how long do we have to stay? two hours? i'm timing it."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "grandma, that's... that's actually super racist. can we maybe not?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i'm vegan now. no, it's not a phase. yes, i know where protein comes from."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "you invited my EX?! you invited my ex to FAMILY dinner?!"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "everyone smile for the photo. pretend we like each other. perfect."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i have an early morning tomorrow. very early. like 5am early. gotta go."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "when's the last time we actually talked? like really talked, not just... this?"
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "your new partner seems... nice. very... yes. nice."
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 "i love you all, but i also need therapy because of you all."