Random Ramblings

[islasereia]

Vitrine du jour #pastry #pastrychef #chocolate #chocolat #christmas #noel #yummy #foodporn #remiremont #vosges

[non-bender-world]

Whenever i see Aang i just feel alright for a brief moment.

[non-bender-world]

[non-bender-world]

Reblog this again.

[jomeimei421]

My grades are up my skin is clear and the world is pure once more

[its-changemod]

Consider:

Ten Dreadnoughts who used to be part of the same Tactical Squad, still fighting together.

[son-of-corax]

Vegetable squad

[lonewolf574]

@castellankurze

[castellankurze]

Yes I love this.  I did something a little bit like this in a fanfic once, though that was ‘only’ a pair of former squadmates.

I want a squad of dreadnoughts that, instead of going to sleep between missions just hang out and bicker like the three old men from Cowboy Bebop.

“You remember that drop onto Chondar II?” “Second one or third one?” “Second.” “Of course I remember that mess, who could forget?  What was that asshole’s name, the one with thirty-two ‘simulated’ combat drops?” “Oh, that guy was a piece of work.  He’s second captain now, I think.” “Of course.  They’ll let anyone run a company these days, I swear.” “I miss the drop y’know, piloting through enemy fire in the old thunderhawk like we used to!” “You never flew a thunderhawk you old fool, the biggest thing they ever let you drive was a landspeeder!” “Oh, is that right?”

[the-emperor-protects]

Hell I’d read it.

[cabalquotes]

“‘Satan was nothing.’ Cabal muttered to himself. 'I spat in his eye.’ There was a short pause. 'Figuratively. I figuratively spat in his eye. I couldn’t really spit in his eye.’ Another pause. 'He was too tall.’”

Johannes Cabal the Fear Institute, Jonathan L Howard (via cabalquotes)

[ladykrampus]

One of the languages Cabal writes in to protect himself and his house from the deadly Bonewind in the short story The Blustery Day is the old Ogham Runes. Here’s what they look like folks.

See larger photos, downloads and a quick break down of how the language works at these two links:

Link One: http://babelstone.blogspot.com/2008/12/byrhtferths-ogham-enigma.html

Link Two: http://www.ancientscripts.com/ogham.html

[ktshy]

Discovered and devoured Jonathan L Howard’s “Johannes Cabal” series over the holidays, so here’s some fanart 

[ryomas2580]

These are the conversations I have with my friends. I am aj

[boristheflatulentnarwhal]

My Ideal Gaunt's Ghosts T.V. Series Cast

So, I decided to make a list of actors/actresses that I feel would be excellent for the roles of various characters in the Gaunt’s Ghosts series of Warhammer 40,000 novels. And yes, this idea WAS pretty much stolen from TheArmedGentleman

Liam Neeson as Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt

John Hurt as Warmaster Slaydo

John Rhys-Davies as Colonel Colm Corbec

Jason Isaacs as Major Elim Rawne

Aaron Eckhart as Sergeant Gol Kolea

John Barrowmanas Captain Ban Daur  

Jerome Flynn as Sergeant ‘Shoggy’ Domor

John Malkovich as Chief Medic Tolin Dorden  

Russell Crowe as Commissar Viktor Hark

Chris Pine as Chief Scout Sergeant Oan Mkoll  

Mark Sheppard as Sergeant Agun Soric

Antje Traue as Sergeant Tona Criid

Alfie Allen as Sergeant Ceglan Varl  

Stephen Amell as Trooper Dermon Caffran  

David Wenham as Master Sniper ‘Mad’ Hlaine Larkin  

 Noomi Rapace as Trooper Jessi Banda  

Anne Hathaway as Trooper Nessa Bourah  

Jewel Staite as Trooper Sehra Muril  

Zachary Quinto as Scout Trooper Mkvenner  

David Tennant as Scout Trooper Mach ‘Lucky’ Bonin 

Colton Haynes as Trooper Brin Milo

Kristian Nairn as Trooper ‘Try Again’ Bragg  

Robert Carlyle as Trooper Murtan Feygor  

Tom Wlaschiha as Trooper Lijah ‘Fething’ Cuu  

Adam Baldwin as Flame Trooper Aongus Brostin  

Conleth Hill as Trooper Niceg Vamberfeld  

Summer Glau as Medic Ana Curth

Michael Caine as Ayatani Zweil

Natalie Portman as Sanian/Saint Sabbat

[cheese24k]

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

[20daysofjune]

BRUH

[honeydewhearts-deactivated20190]

:O that was amazing

[ghdos-blog]

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

[blasianxbri]

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

[cannedviennasnausage]

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

[ryomas2580]

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.” Seriously “I know that voice” is an amazing documentary 

[ryomas2580]

PANCAKES

But seriously, IHOP lies. They are not truly international. I want pancakes from ALL. OVER. THE GLOBE, and not just sweet ones. No I want  banh xeo, pajeon, scallion pancakes, okonomiyaki, aebelskiver, farinata, blini, crepes, dosa, latka... THE LIST GOES ON.  Do not be fooled by IHOP. I want a truly international house of pancakes. 

[ryomas2580]

Dishes

Me and boss just staring at the giant pile of dishes. Me: ...its like they reproduce when we're not looking. Like really greasy rabbits. Greasy rabbits that I loathe. Boss: we should just replace all our dishes with disposable stuff. Me: you know that whole going green concept? I want to do the opposite. I want to be a captain planet villain. I'd be ok with that if it means not having to do dishes.

[ryomas2580]

Work Quotes

Coworker while pureeing bone marrow: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like  "is there marrow in this? What the hell? I'm a vegan"

[ryomas2580]

Chef Life- Burns

So I find it awkward when I’m on a bus or a train or...well out of a kitchen and in public. Bleh. Why? Well lets start with where and when I was that a peculiar incident happened to me.  I’m at a wedding, its a cousin’s wedding and one that I don’t see often. This is all a part of the family that I don’t know and have never met. So When I wear a suit, I usually take off my jacket and roll up my sleeves because its more comfortable. A family member whom I have never spoken to before leans down to me in passing and goes “Son are you....ok? Like ok mentally? Are you in a good place?”  “Well I’m near the bar. So I’m pretty ok with this seating arrangement. My cousin’s fiance has a pretty decent taste in beer too. I suppose I could do with more bourbon, but the scotch has been good.”  “Well I mean....uhm....your arms....”  “I. What? These are old burns I...Oh god you thought I. No I. I COOK FOR A LIVING.”  This was not the first or last time near strangers have approached me with misplaced concern in their eyes. Chef life amirite? 

[theclearlydope]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Sunday morning looks

[ryomas2580]

Day off goals

[ryomas2580]

Catering tales #1

So I work for a food truck company. We’ve got a truck, a brick and mortar, and we do catering. This is about that last bit. We’ve covered all kinds of catering events from massive corporate gigs to weddings to private parties. At one private party I was asked to basically clean up glasses, top off wine and champagne, and make sure that everyone was getting properly drunk. This very quickly became “Well I’m the bartender now. Of course I know what a gimlet is! *quickly googling what the fuck a gimlet is*” 

As the night wore on, and people got more and more hammered (because I was doing my job right I guess?) I was asked some pretty funny things. Apparently I was dressed the part well enough that people assumed I must actually bartend for a living. I don’t, but a black vest, ridiculous handlebar mustache, and a thin black tie go a long way toward people thinking I must work at some kind of new hip bar. Eventually this conversation happened.  Partier: OOOOooommmg you are such a good bartender! Where do you work I want to get drinks from you ALL. THE. TIME. hahahahahahahahahaha *awkwardly long and shrill party girl laughter continues*  Me: Oh I don’t work at a bar...I was trained as a pastry chef originally.  Partier missing the point entirely: But...but you’re bartending now, not pastry chef..ing. What happened?  Me: Fondant killed my girlfriend. 

[ryomas2580]

Sometimes I leave work with leftover food. Other times I leave work with a bag full of cleaned neck bones for a shrine to a god of destruction. My life is complicated.