bae

reblog my selfie

[charlotteagerillustration]

[the-beauty-of-words-blog]

[allo-nsy]

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

[jessicarabbit-blog]

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

[s-adolescent]

Lmao i completely forgot about this blog. This always happens jfc, but yeah guys ive been on my other blog alot this days idk why but ya js ps follow it lols fluoh.tumblr.com

[fandomsister]

[hockeyinspires]

[thecrimsonalchemist]

apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world

what are they harvesting?????

[thecrimsonalchemist]

[botanize]

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

[soggymoistblent-deactivated2015]

Jesus Christ

[tastefullyoffensive]

Family Photos [via] Previously: Before and After Photos of Animals Growing Up

[moggadeet]

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

[adrianshidden]

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

[adrianshidden]

oh no it’s back

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[plasticbile-moved]

I SAW THIS AND GASPED AND NOW I’M HYPERVENTILATING HOLY SHIT

[wordsofapurpleman]

What. Is that…?

[kedasederragar]

That would be Daft Punk making out.

[tofreemyrealself]

Are you serious? Are you freaking serious?

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[itsdansheehan]

[pleatedjeans]

20 People Who Just Don’t Care Anymore

[adiscipulo]

De Anza College, Cupertino. 

2014

[xlilhell]

Damn