blake kathryn
d e v o n
Three Goblin Art
No title available
DEAR READER
Andulka
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
tumblr dot com
KIROKAZE
i don't do bad sauce passes
No title available
pixel skylines
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
No title available
taylor price
Origami Around
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Netherlands
seen from Lebanon
seen from Czechia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Austria
seen from Australia
seen from Netherlands
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Russia
@s-laughter-04
8th year Harry: r u sure u dont wanna see these 16 pictures of my godson Teddy from last weekend in his new jumper
Random 1st year: No, Harry Potter sir please just let me go to class; you showed me yesterday.
Harry: r u sure
Harry, taking out pictures: u sure u don’t wanna see bc he looks really cute in this one and here he’s laughing and in this one he’s-
(( OOC: I will never get over how poorly Ron was portrayed in the movies… and how calmly he handled Harry saying “See ya guys, I’ma go die now, cool.”
“Aight, do whatcha gotta do bruh.”
…. E x c u s e m e ?
So… in light of that travesty, I thought I’d give us all the reaction Ron deserved… when he found out Harry was already dead… because Harry didn’t tell him he was going… because he knew Ron would do everything in his power to stop him!!! *puts down megaphone and steps off soap box*
… Enjoy. ))
“Any moment, the people for whom he had tried to die would see him, lying apparently dead, in Hagrid’s arms.
"NO!“ The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.
“No!“
“No!“
"Harry! HARRY!” Ron’s, Hermione’s, and Ginny’s voices were worse than McGonagall’s.
Harry wanted nothing more than to call back, yet he made himself lie silent.
Their cries acted like a trigger; the crowd of survivors took up the cause, screaming and yelling abuse at the Death Eathers…
“… Set him down, Hagrid, at my feet, where he belongs!“ Harry felt himself lowered onto the grass.
"You see?” said Voldemort, and Harry felt him striding backward and forward right beside the place where he lay. "Harry Potter is dead! Do you understand now, deluded ones?”
“… He was nothing, ever, but a boy who relied on others to sacrifice themselves for him!"
"He beat you!” yelled Ron, and the charm broke.
*applauds while crying*
The sad thing is- they actually filmed Rupert Grint yelling ‘he beat you!’ in that scene, but it was cut during the editing process. Because goodness-forbid that Rupert get to perform any of Ron’s best moments.
Draco: You’re the screaming in my thoughts and I’m barely even the whisper in yours.
Harry: tbh tho I’d rather hear you scream in bed
Draco: OMIGOD POTTER STOP RUINING MY POETIC MOMENTS
Despite the inadequacies of the movies, I love how similar the Harry Potter cast is to their characters: Emma graduated from Brown, James and Oliver ditched school to audition as Fred and George, and Tom has a crush on Dan.
this made my day
Haha, I didn’t expect the ending and chortled in glee!
I’m giggling g
you know you’re in the fandom black hole when you can no longer separate canon from fanon like what do you mean sirius doesn’t wear a leather jacket of course he does because that’s where he keeps his cigarettes
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
My favourite thing about Trelawney is that she is almost always right, but in, like, the worst possible way.
Holy fuck
Um did you just say harry potter class?
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentines Day: #13
Slytherin: Valentine’s Day is tomorrow so if you’re secretly in love with me, this is a great time to tell me.
Gryffindor: I Lo—
Slytherin: Not you.
ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.
McGonagall finding you at 2am.
God forbid snape finds you
A concept: Hermione sending howlers to her kids on the Minister for Magic stationary. The letterhead and all official insignia become part of the soundblast. THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
LEVEL ONE THE MINISTER FOR MAGIC’S OFFICE
HUGO FREDERICK WEASLEY, YOU BEST HAVE A WHOLE PRESENTATION ABOUT EXACTLY HOW YOUR NAME WOUND UP IN THAT BLASTED GOBLET AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW IT CAME BACK OUT. INTERPRETIVE DANCE RECOMMENDED. HAS OUR FAMILY’S TRACK RECORD TAUGHT YOU ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE THAT THIS IS ONLY A VANGUARD OF A PERSONAL APPEARANCE OF YOURS TRULY.
TOURNAMENT NOR BINDING MAGICAL CONTRACT WILL HAVE TIME TO KILL YOU AS I’LL GET THERE FIRST. I AM SO CROSS. THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MADAME HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER-WEASLEY, MINISTER FOR MAGIC, ORDER OF MERLIN FIRST CLASS, SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE INTERNATIONAL CONFEDERATION OF WIX, GRAND SORCERESS
Meanwhile, Ron:
WEASLEY’S WIZARD WHEEZES DIAGON ALLEY, LONDON
YOU DONE COCKED UP, KIDDO.
RONALD WEASLEY-GRANGER I’M VERY FAMOUS.
I love Ron more than I love my own familyyyyy
Hogwarts Rumors
“Have you seen the new DADA professor?”
“He is but…You know what?…”
“From whom? Again one of the Herbology teacher’ stories?”
“And who else?”
“Well, he seem to know him very well…And if I recall correctly…There was a story about prof. Potter when he was twelve…He charmed a teacher so that he went completely dumb…He still is at St. Mungos…And he did it with the help of Ron Weasley …”
“Yes, the one who’s married to that weird Minister employee…”
“Careful! Don’t talk about her like that!”
“That may be true, but I won’t believe a single word from professor Longbottom…Honestly…”
“How about the Potion Master? Professor Malfoy?”
“And not just that…Seems like the DADA teacher, well, He…”
“Nah, bullshit. They weren’t even friends in their school days…And by the way, don’t you know that professor Potter…"
“More than dating, they were going to get married…But something went wrong…”
“Seems like more than one person suffered for this…For lot of time the professor had problem even with some of his closest friends…”
“But what exactly happened that day?”
If you like this, you may also like Aurors Rumors
(I have no rights on the photos, credits to the rightful owners)
harry potter au where harry goes through the whole thing firmly not believing in magic
he keeps coming up with explanations for what happened to him
“harry, you levitated the club out of the troll’s hand!”
“ALIENS I TELL YA”
what I find really funny about harry potter is that he learned one spell he liked and decided not to learn any more
THE NEXT MOVIE IS LITERALLY CALLED FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD A MAN ALBUS DUMBLEDORE LITERALLY FUCKED MULTIPLE TIMES AND WAS HIS PARTNER AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME NONE OF THIS WILL BE MENTIONED FUCK JKR
literally one of the most iconic scenes in prisoner of azkaban is the twins telling harry that wood is in the showers trying to drown himself because they lost the quidditch game where harry almost died
You’re in the fifth grade, and you’re going to a brand new school. You have one friend, a best friend, and he’s the only one that knows: what to expect at the new school, what you and your family are like, what you’re going to be learning. You feel an understandable loyalty to this boy, who needed a friend badly as well when you met him. Another group of boys, bullies so it appears, makes fun of your only friend en route to this new school, and then laughs at you as well when you try to defend him. You decide you don’t like them very much.
You’re a freshman in high school, still surrounded by all the same children you’ve known since age 11. You are still very close with your best friend, even though you worry about him a lot. He’s started getting involved with a gang, one who (by the way) racially opposes a demographic that happens to include you. He’s started getting mixed up with dangerous, illegal, and even cruel activity. You have other friends by this point, but you still feel a special loyalty to this one. You try to help him and talk to him rationally, but all he seems to want to talk about is the bad sides of everyone else, including that arrogant boy who has now been bullying him since age 11. He does not realize that he’s becoming a bully himself.
You’re a sophomore in high school now, age 15. It is the worst day of your best friend’s life. That boy, the “bully” that he hates, hates him right back. It’s been a long time coming, and the two boys butt heads again. The bully is bored and looking to entertain his friends- he picks a fight. It’s a stupid thing to do, really, but he’s 15 years old. Who isn’t proud and bored and stupid and filled with anger at age 15? The bully starts the fight, but your best friend aims to end it once and for all- he pulls a weapon, let’s say, maybe even a gun. Things he learned from that gang he’s begun to spend more time with. But you still love him, obviously, so you rush to defend him.
The bully calls you out in front of everyone, asks you on a date. By all means, it’s embarrassing and frankly a little insulting. It’s exam week, you’re stressed, and you’re angry. Everything your best friend had said about this bully was right- look how he thought he could get away with anything. You just want to help your best friend…but oh. Nevermind. Looks like he doesn’t need you as badly as he’d always said. All three of you are prideful and angry and running on adrenaline…but he’s the only one that calls you a name, something unforgivable that makes you realize that he’s actually had a foot on the other side of the line for longer than you thought. It’s far more embarrassing than the stuck-up rail-skinny bully asking you out as an ultimatum. It’s downright humiliating. It’s the day you lost your best friend. You decide that you hate both of them now.
And then, years pass. You’re 17, and people are dying all around you. There’s a war on, people are growing up way too fast. You haven’t reconciled with your best friend, but you do find yourself spending more time with that “bully”, through class or hall-patrols. You decide that you still don’t like him, more out of pride and principle than anything else. Because, really, has he ever been cruel to you a day in his life? Others maybe, but those aren’t exactly your battles. Not anymore.
And then, one day, you find out that his favorite color is blue. You realize that you never knew that before. You realize that you always saw him as this 2D “bully” based on what you heard and saw since you were in the 5th grade. And you realize that you aren’t in the 5th grade anymore. You’ve grown up, certainly, since then. Why is it so unreasonable to assume he may have too?
You find out that his best friend, that quiet, sarcastic boy that you’ve spent a lot of time with, is sick with something he’ll never recover from. You realize why this “bully” is so fiercely loyal to his friends, why he’s always trying so hard to lighten the mood.
You find out that his mother’s just passed away. You realize that the only reason he was so adored and had everything was because she worked to make it that way because he was the only son she had. And he was the only mother he had. And now he feels alone and dejected, and isn’t sure he even wants to have kids one day. But you realize that this would be a crime because he would make such a great father.
You tell him so. He points out that this is the first compliment you’ve ever allowed him, and you feel ashamed of yourself, somewhere in the pit of your stomach.
Because he’s a real person and this is the first real time you’ve spent getting to know him.
So you tell him about yourself, too. The real things, behind the looks and the significant color of your hair and the books you loved.
He apologizes for having such an out-there crush on you, but explains that he just knew you would be as fascinating as you seemed. You apologize for always keeping him at arms length; you see, you’d just heard and saw so much over the years that you’d blinked and missed the part where you stopped being angry, prideful teens, and became reasonable adults. You apologize for deciding he wouldn’t be fascinating before you even tried to find out. Because he was. Fascinating, that is.
And then one day he kisses you, all soft lips and nervous smiles. And he asks you out on a date. There are issues from the past that you aren’t quite ready to get over, broken friendships that you still blame him for. But you realize that there are things more important than pride. You realize that if you want to believe that you have grown and changed as a person, you should offer others the benefit of the doubt.
So you go out to dinner.
And you fall in love with that boy you thought was a bully.
And you get married, and fight for freedom side by side, and support each other, and become parents together, and build a life.
And one day, even though he knows he isn’t going to make it, that boy puts himself between you, your son, and danger, so that maybe you will. He gave up his life to make sure yours would go on for a little longer. He stands up to the real bullies of the world, the ones that are so entrenched in hate and cruelty that you can’t believe you ever gave your husband and these men the same title.
Because people are capable of growth and kindness. The ones that don’t bother with either are the real bullies of the world. And you wouldn’t have known that if you didn’t give this wonderful man a chance.
This story is the story, basically, of Lily Evans and James Potter. So the next time you rattle on about it being “unrealistic”, try putting yourself in their shoes. It’s a real-world applicable relationship that developed and grew over time. It’s, in my opinion, the most realistic relationship in the books. So maybe it’s time to stop relying on skewed flashbacks and start filling in the blanks.
WOAH I KINDA THOUGHT THIS WAS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT BUT NO
No offense but for so many self proclaimed introverts who “prefer reading books to partying” y'all nerds on here have really only read seven damn books and you know exactly what they are
I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything
carrie fisher
barack obama
The $20 I spent on a copy of The Cursed Child
