[days-of-reading]

Sisters Uncut protest in London today: the fountains run red to symbolise the women’s lives lost to austerity and domestic violence cuts. Two a week.

“They cut, we bleed.”

[tomboybklyn]

beauties….

[lfeellike]

a passion fruit that lost its passion

[lobbygrl]

[2358pm]

Moonrise Kingdom Wes Anderson (2012)

“Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.”

“She’s my wife now.”

[pointless-letters]

“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”

[ilovegoromajima]

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

of course i know what the big white night sky circle is called. no way am i getting defensive. it starts with m and i know what its called.

[meetzer]

[dutchster]

this can’t get any more golden retriever

[refurbthecat]

[z-raid]

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

Life status update: Covered In Ducks, Screaming

Life status update: Leading Duck Army Into Battle, Screaming

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[samanticshift-deactivated202404]

“i don’t judge people based on race, creed, color or gender. i judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.”

i hate to burst your pretentious little bubble, but linguistic prejudice is inextricably tied to racism, sexism, classism, xenophobia, and ableism.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[ninjachibi117]

shit’s heating up in the shark fandom

[loki-cat2]

[itachismokesweed]

BDSM

being dead sounds magnificent

[ofcarnivora]

FERN HEAD FERN HEAD FERN HEAD

[actual-gop]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“I’m Jeb Bush. I smoke marijuana, and I’m ready to lead. Um.” [stuttering] “Thank you.” [audience applause]

[strain]