Sizar

Hee/hee

[s1zar]

I think it wouldn’t be very surprising for anyone if it turns out that Alastor is actual main antagonist of Hazbin Hotel.

[apenitentialprayer]

Of course, most authors would have given us quite a different and contradictory final Mt. Doom scene. For most, no matter what, Frodo —our hero— would have prevailed. Even if he puts the Ring on and, at some point, decides not to destroy it, that "still small voice" would have eventually triumphed. But not here, not for Tolkien. Instead, in Middle-earth, evil seems to destroy itself. It is not overcome by the power of good; it literally works against itself, leading to its own collapse. By drawing the Ring to himself, Sauron draws it right into the only fires that could destroy it. Notice that none of our "good" characters actually destroy anything in the end; the evil of the world is destroyed by itself — the Ring falls into the Cracks and thus the Tower falls to the ground.

- Matthew Distefano (The Wisdom of Hobbits: Unearthing Our Humanity at 3 Bagshot Row, pages 106-107). Bolded emphases added.

[s1zar]

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. So if Wish stick to original concept then we would have pair of villains, classic romance, and classic animation? What the fuck do you mean they changed that?

[s1zar]

One of the reasons why fnaf is not scary anymore is because original animatronics is so memed, that the first thing you think when you see them is “O holera! Is that Freddy Fazbear?! Hur-hur-hur-hur-hur”

[s1zar]

I’m one hundred percent sure that there is an amazing character somewhere within William Afton but unfortunately Scott was more interested in writing how very bad person with personality of a cartoon mad scientist discovers that you can squeeze magic juice from children and thus become an immortal. Yikes…

[s1zar]

People before FNAF movie: Don’t know that Matthew Lillard is even exists

People after FNAF movie: I will jerk off on you, because you played cartoon villain from kids franchise

[s1zar]

I just encountered Golden Freddy first time in ten years.

[s1zar]

Main problem for fnaf movie is that it only works so good for fans because they know the “plot”. It doesn’t really explain anything inside of movie

[s1zar]

I rewatched Owl House.

First season is so average, like they make it by a notebook

Lilith get off the hook too easily

Fucking body swap plot is annoying in anything but Gravity Falls and Adventure Time

Willow and Amity reconciliation is too quick

Titan Trappers are exist only to exist

Who the fuck put this magic door in Titan’s skull and then put Collector Dish there

How did witches have information to tell legends about the Collector?

When Amity and Hunter are cut off from they Evil Pumping Stations they are lost all personality

Belos is boring as fuck. His only character trait is that he is evil, which is laughable for the show that tell us people are complex. That’s why he only will be referred as Evil Dude

Odalia is so stupidly evil that it’s impossible to take seriously

Lumity is not developed further than “Girlfriends” and the only reason why Lunter could be better is because it’s just easier to develop

Luz and Evil Dude’s parallel starts and ends with the fact that they are humans

Evil Dude is an idiot

Collector could be named Plot Device

Raine is very meh. They only personality is that they are hero

Evil Dude is said to be the strongest witch ever, but he almost looses to five teenagers

What was the point of standing against coven system if in the end we have a squad from a fucking RPG game. Character form plants, character for illusions, character for abominations, character for teleportation

Evil Dude have as much super powers as the plot need

Characters have zero reaction of learning they arch enemy story

Evil Dude looses all small glimpses of being an actual character and become villain of the week

Absence of chemistry between Hunter and Willow can cause physical pain

For the Future is one of the most useless things created by a human being

Caleb Wittebane appears for reasons and never affects anything, so he will referred as Fan-service Background

Collector is an insult to God

I hate Collector

“One character hears half of what other character says and is offended by it, only for the audience learn that other character didn’t actually mean what first character thought they mean” plot line is a violation of Geneva Conventions

Evil Dude spending 98% percent of his screen time in finale as giant roaring green blob is a final shot from a shotgun in a head of his characterisation

Luz is Chosen One now. Message of the show is annihilated by Atomic Bomb

Titan is an asshole who assaulted a child because there was no one else to assault

There two villains. One looks like a child, have sparkles in his eyes, and flies and a star with happy face. Second is goopy skinny, rots in real time, have eyes in places that supposed to be without eyes, and he shrieks like an Alien. Who of the two is going to be redeemed?

The moment Evil Dude is dead Boiling Isles is an utopia. If you take this seriously, I don’t feel sad for you, I will laugh at you

Hunter becomes Caleb 2.0, and that’s why you dig up in the fact that you are a clone, my boy. You never know if your actions are actually yours

Evil Dude’s death better than Toffee’s only because this time main antagonist dies by the end of the series

The fact that Owl House doesn’t redeem it’s main antagonist like Steven Universe or have a better ending than SVTFOE is not an argument

Fuck Collector

I could write what I liked but it would be boring

[s1zar]

It would never stop being funny to me how TOH fandom doesn’t allow their own favourite cartoon to have a interesting story between Evil Dude and love birds, by either saying Evil Dude don’t deserve to have a closure or that the most stupid, unsatisfying, meaningless, hollow and boring death in history of television is intentional and it’s like that because Evil Dude didn’t tell his backstory. Sure, mate, intentionally making unsatisfying ending for a character is surely a good writing

[sparkpuplikesdrawing]

If you are living right now in 2023 and are still a big fan of LOTR please reblog bro where are my fellow Tolkienites (Tolkieneers?)

[s1zar]

Here I am

[s1zar]

Geez. I actually meet people who say that you’re just as bad as villain if you like him. Couldn’t agree more, and also I have a “coming out” to make.

I really like The Lich form Adventure Time, and yes, it means I want to destroy all life in multiverse. Please, no hate

[s1zar]

I gonna add one more thing. I have nothing against the idea of Lich being depressed. I just thing his reasons for it was kinda weak

[s1zar]

Now after I said how Lich is the best animated show villain, I will say how Fionna and Cake ruined him. Turns out all this talk about him being the end itself was just talk. He is just a fanatic who carves attention from his god. And it all was done in order to give Simon see himself in Lich. It makes even less sense when you think about Farmworld Lich who created a portal that supposed to clone him for every single universe. Which essentially happened. Then way this Lich becomes depressed after destroying only one world? Why he didn’t try to find a way out from his universe to kill other ones? And how does it all connect with fact that Lich was once some ancient monster before time itself and then somehow became a comet? It also makes you question if other monsters are also scholars of GOLB. Speaking of other monsters, remember Orgalorg? You probably not, like showrunners, but if we look at him he actually was just a guy. Like he had some of that deity behaviour, but overall he was pretty chilling evil dude. He spoke and act like any other baddie, without cosmic horror like Lich. So it kinda makes sense that Lich can be just a dude too. That’s one of the reasons why it didn’t outrage me. Because it didn’t outrage me. I was just a little confused that Lich turns out to be just a fanatic for Biggest Big Bad. It doesn’t make Lich from original show and Together Again less evil and less impactful, because it’s a different Lich (even though if you think about it it’s our original Lich, if such thing even exist), but makes all talk about him being THE evil and being this force of nature that destined to win just self-proclamations.

[s1zar]

Just finished Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake today. It was amazing, but one think I wanna say is that this guy forever was and forever will be the greatest animated show villain.

[ainurweek]

Which Gandalf are you today? ✨