mylifeingotham

Welcome Gothamites

[jensenacklessss]

I love these dumb hamsters (there’s probably a Tim one in existence I’m just too lazy to find it)

[sillywillyco]

insta and twt saw it first but merry christmas!!!

[mylifeingotham]

Best Ship??

Tony Stark x Pepper Potts

Bruce Wayne x Selina Kyle

Clark Kent x Lois Lane

Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff

Dick Grayson x Kori

Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy

Voting ended onJan 6

[stargirlslovethesmiths]

everyone shut up i just remembered kanej and locklyle exist

[mylifeingotham]

New Years Eve Party with the Batfam

Bruce: Alfred, do you have the cake?

Alfred: I have sent Master Dick and Jason to collect it

Jason and Dick storming in wearing party glasses and weird hats holding boxes of fireworks: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED

Bruce trying to compose himself: Dick. Jason. Where is the cake?

*Jason and Dick look at each other*

Jason: OHHH I knew we forgot something

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Bruce: Where is the dessert platter?

Alfred: I can assure you it was right there a second ago

Jason, Steph and Cass with their hands behind their backs and chocolate on their faces: IT WAS TIM

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Bruce: Damian I thought I told you to keep the animals away from the party

Damian holding a chimp: Oh so my animals can’t come to the party, but you can bring Tim

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Remember the time Batman slimed out Green Lantern (Guy Gardner)

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I like to think that Bruce sometimes gets interviewed on the news and every now and then Jason (who is supposed to be dead) walks into frame and Bruce gets really upset if they point it out

Bruce *sitting in the living room of Wayne Manor*: -yeah that’s why I think we should-

*Jason in the background passing by reading a book*

Interviewer: So sorry to interrupt is that Jason Todd?

Bruce: Jason? Why would that be Jason- *starts hysterically crying (he can’t think of an excuse)*

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Bonus- it happens with Dick too

Dick *doing a cooking show in the kitchen (he can’t cook)*: Of course you know-

*Jason in the background holding a sandwich bigger than his head*

Camera guy: Is that your dead brother?

Dick: You mean Jason? No obviously not, that’s probably Tim or something, but I know they do look alike *sniffle* sometimes I see him and think he’s Jason *sobs* I just miss him so much *just starts absolutely sobbing* MY BABY BROTHER

[theallmightypotato]

i suck at drawing but anyway here have this (ignore the fact that jason doesnt have a face i suck at drawing faces)

[smolltm]

drawing of @mylifeingotham hc i thought was rlly funny :D

[robs-your-robins]

I’d love an arc where the Bats have to go back in time to get something from the BatCave but the only timeline it was available was when Dick was Robin so Tim, Jason and Damian go back in time to get the item and get out only Damian, who was sent in to get the item, gets caught by Dick from the past, this little eight year old who all sleepy, in little Superman pyjamas, with a plushie under his arm, emerges from nowhere.

Dickbin: Who are you? Why are you dressed like Robin?

Damian: It’s alright. This is… just a dream. Go back to sleep, Dick.

Dickbin:

Dickbin: I didn’t tell you my name. Who are you?

Damian, shushing him: Look, I can explain-

Dickbin: DAD! DAD! THERE’S A-

Damian: Fuck this, you got to shut-

Dickbin, screeching and launching at Damian: FUCK YOU

Damian: HELP HE’S FUCKING BITING ME. TIM! JASON! HELP

Tim, watching from the safety of the rafters: He was great isn’t he?

Jason, fondly: Yeah, remind me to Dick that he should go crazy once and awhile. It would be good for him.

Damian: *still screaming*

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I like to think that Bruce sometimes gets interviewed on the news and every now and then Jason (who is supposed to be dead) walks into frame and Bruce gets really upset if they point it out

Bruce *sitting in the living room of Wayne Manor*: -yeah that’s why I think we should-

*Jason in the background passing by reading a book*

Interviewer: So sorry to interrupt is that Jason Todd?

Bruce: Jason? Why would that be Jason- *starts hysterically crying (he can’t think of an excuse)*

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Bonus- it happens with Dick too

Dick *doing a cooking show in the kitchen (he can’t cook)*: Of course you know-

*Jason in the background holding a sandwich bigger than his head*

Camera guy: Is that your dead brother?

Dick: You mean Jason? No obviously not, that’s probably Tim or something, but I know they do look alike *sniffle* sometimes I see him and think he’s Jason *sobs* I just miss him so much *just starts absolutely sobbing* MY BABY BROTHER

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise and it begins, "As a scribe, I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends, "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight and wishing to die."

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It could be any of them but something tells me it’s Damian

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