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AnasAbdin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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oozey mess
tannertan36
macklin celebrini has autism
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
Stranger Things
Discoholic 🪩
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
Keni
KIROKAZE
todays bird
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@s4l3m-404
PLEASE GUYS HELP ME FIND THIS FANFIC ITS ON AO3 AND ITS ABOUT AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY MOVING INTO A COTTAGE TOGETHER AND BAKING BREAD AND GOING ON A STARGAZING DATE I CANT FIND IT AND ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN THING IVE EVER HAD THE HONOR TO READ
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
This but I'm a kindergarten teacher so I'm getting paid to be the narration in a point and click game
*gives the ferryman a pressed penny from the zoo*
...
I'm not crossing the river styx am i
How does one handle a practically psychic partner.
"I love this band"
"I know you do honey"
..........
"IS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TICKETS TO THEIR CONCERT?!"
"WHO TOLD YOU"
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
it is 1976. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air. it is 2026. the United States is in economic crisis and the Muppet Show is on air.
Virgil probably has a thing for keeping track of numbers because of forgetfulness causing anxiety. That pairs really well with how Logan likes "receipts" of things just saying.
I might make it to Pinterest with this one boys
Bro why does glados keep dissing me 😭? I'll complete a puzzle and she'll be like "well done you fat person, I'm gonna laminate your bone structure so everyone knows not to have a bone structure as BAD as yours"
I'M SORRY I KILLED YOU OKAY?!
Wait you like portal too?
I LOVE PORTAL
Chat I'm about to meet my parents
There were no parents, and then Glados basically called me fatherless
Wheatley or whatever he's called is my bestie and I love him so much
He's so silly I'm glad to have a bestie like him
i’m sure
No
No please
I don't want to fight him
No
WHEATLEY YOU FUCKING PRICK
POTATO GLADOS FUCKING HELP OR JUST TALK I GET NERVOUS WITH YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
OH MY GOD WHEATLEY STOP FUCKING GOONING TO ME SOLVING PUZZLES
Okay now Wheatley is calling me an Adopted fat person
GLADOS GOT MY BACK THANK YOU MY ABSOLUTE QUEEN
THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS ME
GET MOONED IDIOT
"WHEATLEY STOP GOONING TO ME SOLVING PUZZLES " IS the most accurate description of portal 2 I've ever heard
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
its almost 2026
november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good november will be good
PLEASEEE
dips you
dips you
dips you
:)
dips you
me with cheese and marinara
my morning has consisted of my partner cuddling me and air jailing a kitten so it litterally is just this
happy 11 years of fnaf 😛
DONT HUG ME IM BEAR-ED
I am actually so funny
"my partner is so pretty" "my partner is so handsome"
My partner was sculpted by Aphrodite herself and sent to walk the Earth as a reminder of the Gods purest truest love for us. Apollo is in his eyes and Aphrodite is in their soul. Hecate guards the gateways of all of the wonderful pathways they might choose to follow and like Ares I hold them like the world on my shoulders in the most gorgeous way and worship the ground they walk upon as something holy. They are a divine gift. My partner is made of starstuff.
