Jeg er sprengkåt for Ylvis

29-year-old woman who should know better. I ship and write the 'you know what' (tag: brocest)

[saakaat-blog]

Ok girl I hope you check your Tumblr (WHEN will AO3 get their shit together & offer a messaging option?) Cuz I'm facing a serious plot drought, and I hear you have a birthday looming. In other words, gimme a prompt; I'll most likely make it happen.♡

Gutted I didn’t see this sooner! I too have suffered from severe plot drought, so I consulted OTP prompts and found this corker: “Imagine Person A offering to draw person B like Rose from Titanic. After a few hours of posing nude, Person B goes to check on person A’s progress, only to find the canvas blank except for a poorly-drawn stick figure”. 

My other (similar) idea would be for one bro to take up a new hobby for stress relief (knitting, stamp collecting.. anything) and being teased about it, so the other bro shows him why he enjoys it so much... with sexy results. 

To be honest, I’d be thrilled with even a wafer thin plot, as I know you’d still write it so well :)

[firecroft]

15 years later… 

(x) Bård anno 2000 performing at Fana Skoleteater 

(x) Bård anno 2015 performing at Fjordfesten in Sandefjord

[janeshepnerd]

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

[janeshepnerd]

[bbardylvis]

what a lovely sight

videos collected by the lovely bridgetotheotherside♥

[vegardylvisaker]

when you update your longest fanfic and nobody checks on it

[ylviskinkmeme]

Vegard's bachelor party in a boat (Ylviscest yo)

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[saakaat-blog]

I answered a prompt!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4648797

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[savagefluff-deactivated20240408]

Sure why not.

[mentalalchemy]

I made $100 the day after I reblogged one of these damn posts after being broke for awhile. I believe in miracles and the money snake now okay!!

[damaramegido]

i just want a cute snake on my blog tbh

[fuckyeahylvis]

11 years later. 

[x]

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[ylvisers]

(x)

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[lilisevs333]

I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment

[tank-grrl-deactivated20150725]

I hate these things so much but look how cute Jackie Chan is <3

[whenylvis]

[purple-cinnamon]

[solsikkeylvisaker]

SO FUCKING CUTE OMG

[purple-cinnamon]

My mom said “we know older women like you, Vegard, my question is do you like older women?

[ylvisinenglish-blog]

Reblogging for explanation. TOO FRICKING FUNNY. 

(And he does the thumbs up wink just like in the Thaimannen video hahaha. It’s like hears “older women”? Automatic thumbs up wink.)

[vashiane-archive-blog]

Natural Eye Color Chart

[procrastinationnationyo-deactiv]

tag your eye color

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[hallowseeker-deactivated2016102]

Mmm Sexy <3 

[vvendys]

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok