i love you. i’m glad i exist.

🥝 kekri 🍋 they/them 🍊 22 🍓 queer nonbinary butch dyke. big fan of the concept of splitting an orange with your friends. pfp by @candiedlavender 🧡

[woundthatswallows]

i love being a lover and i also love being a hater and i also hate being a hater. but i don't hate being a lover. never ever

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[shitpostingkats]

The opening of RE4 is some of Leon Kennedy's best work imo. He starts off by heavily implying he was kidnapped and coerced into being a government dog. He then immediately clarifies that's what happened, in case you missed the ominous quotations marks in the previous line. He goes "Yeah the dehumanization and the physical abuse has been rough, but at least it helps me dissociate from the crippling PTSD". Then we smashcut to him in an uber, failing at smalltalk.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[jenny-holzer]

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[iphigenesis]

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

[catchymemes]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[pansyfemme]

cant stand when a mocktail costs as much as actual alcohol. Like i guess i would understand it if they used really fancy ingrediants but sometimes its like soda + juice in a nice glass for 9$ and its like cmon