Ground Control to Major Tom

Sam. 28.

[saamwisechester]

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[dogpuppy]

[your-internet-bf]

Turns out sometimes your hot friends ARE flirting with you

[cosmicretreat]

June art from The Miss Piggy Calendar 1982 depicting Kermit and Piggy as Tarzan and Jane.

[mittenfoot]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[depsidase]

[sandmandaddy69]

[the-catholic-inkling-deactivate]

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

[queerpunksrock]

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

[parme-san]

it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

[crippled-peeper]

hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[drops-of-universe]

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

[antoniabishop]

this would work on me

[omar-little]

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

[omar-little]

this time we're really gonna do it guys. I believe in all 4000 of us

[physics-dirtbag]

Me every single night: