👑King Karla👑

utter trash

[youre-only-gay-once]

Women want him. Fish anticipate him.

[youre-only-gay-once]

Selfish little men in positions of authority fear him

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

WHORE!!!

[alurdunfinn]

Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

[sabakunohoe]

oops my hand slipped

*the audio is from this vid: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6098SzE_bU

[mindlesslittlefreak]

what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

Rich people will just buy anything huh?

[prideprejudce]

me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SWIM IN THAT SWIMSUIT? JUST LAKES? 

[always-bookgasming]

I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:

The models look so pained

[prguitarman]

When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen

[black-geek-supremacy]

Lmao what is this shit?

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

Gucci baby!

[xmagnet-o]

I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

Isn’t this just Harry styles closet

[nuka-rockit]

Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up

[just-for-ship]

They needed captions

[sasukesun]

here’s mine

[pinkerthings]

why are people disappointed in renga not being explicitly canon? we literally got this scene.

[yellingla0zu]

You know whats as exciting as reading fics? Its when the author responds to my comments on their works. Its like the equivalent of authors getting comments on their works and i just feel really happy when they respond to me, i feel noticed. And more over the messages they reply with are just so sweet

Like whenever i get this notifs

I get so excited and i jump around then when i see them respond back to me just as enthusiastically, i grin so fucking wide and giggle and it makes me feel so fuckin giddy like look at their sweet long msgs

I feel really happy when they reply, because i know that theyve read my comment and they feel happy as well because their work was praised.

So folks, make your fandom authors happy. They are the blood of fandoms, creating the stuff that keeps us alive. What will we ever do without fanfics? They create fandom content for fuckin free like what the fuck. They do it out of love, out of fucking hobby like oh god theyre practically writing fuckin novels at this point like, 1k, 20k, 50k, 100k+ fic????? Fuckin majestic creatures, they are angels i tell you.

So go, comment on every fic you read, whether its a series, or a chaptered fic. A one shot or a drabble. A simple msg like "This is so sweet! Thank you" will have them fuckin rolling on their bed. Make your local author explode in happiness, make them feel loved and important. Its the least we can do for them.

[itsmyartfam]

Everyday I stray further from God and closer to the pits of hell where BNHA fans lie with their thirsty-ass fanart. And yet, I cannot complain.

So

I have feelings about Shinsou

[ryd-re]

I would give my first born son for ao3 to have recommended fics the way youtube has recommended videos 

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[sanoverse]

time skip osamu is such a husband material

[sugardaddykenma]

WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY

cw: mental illness i guess.

𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.

“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.

“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.

“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.

This is a joke. Read at your own risk….

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[lightningdenks]

sero hanta spit in my mouth challenge

[nin-deer]

based on real life events i swear i’m not that dumb

oof I’ve had this one on the backburner for a while but i finally finished it :D

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[coolbean94vevo]

[memeseverdie]

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”