a facetious asshole

sabrina | 30s | she/her | Eng/日本語

[aizushii]

I love my smug duos also their opposing colours got me believing in myself again anyway Hawkeye and Jin next ;DDDDD

[bmasiac]

Richard Nadler

[kianamaiart]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[myfootyrthroat]

It is wild talking to people online where you'll be like "Hey, you're kind of being an ass," and they'll rant about how as a member of a marginalized community... oppression and violence... societal forces... lack of opportunity... and it's like "Ok, people who share some demographic with you are pushed into homelessness and sex work but they are not being assholes online. You are a grad student at Reed who works part-time as a paralegal and you are a real dick."

[akakris10]

My favourite, the chomperrrrs!!!

[cordia1ly]

«hell if I care.»

[litera1lywhat3ver]

theyre so stupid

[052-jy]

I regret you all the time

[commodorecliche]

...these would be perfect for a children's hospital

[sky99035]

Guys please we cant keep doing this

[morwentrouble]

we can and we will 🥰

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[beardedmrbean]

[mf-dude]

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[aletheyass]

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..