star wars, star wars, star wars

sid, 18, American; probably in love with Sabine Wren my side blog, dedicated to star wars. art, writing, and gay shipping. ao3: the_obsidian_ronin

[rhaenyradragon]

lmao!!

[obikinbigbang]

Rules For Participating In The 2018 Obikin Big Bang

1). Underage creators cannot make NSFW content 2). Your works can be NSFW as long as neither Anakin or Obi-Wan are underage and as long it does not contain rape/non-con between them. 3). Your works can be threesome pairings (like obianidala!) as long as obikin is part of the pairing! Your works are also allowed to have side pairings as long obikin or obianidala (or other threesome ships with obikin) are the focus of the ship. 4). Your fic must reach the word limit of this years Big Bang of 10k. 5). Your fic cannot already be posted or be an on going fic. It can however be part of a series or a sequel or a prequel to a fic. 6). Please just have fun! This event is meant to be fun and stress free and all about loving the ship!

[incorrectskywalkerquotes]

Padawan instructor: Ahsoka said a bad word in class.


Anakin: Where the fuck did she learn that?

[catboyjfk]

Finn is dating both Rey and Poe and he loves both of them equally & Rey and Poe are besties who never get jealous of eachother.

[incorrectskywalkerquotes]

You know, now that we’ve both admitted to secretly hoping a bus will hit us to get out of work, I’m feeling a lot better about life!

Anakin Skywalker (via incorrectskywalkerquotes)

[jeusus]

Here you go, the bizarre arranged marriage AU I dreamed about a few days ago AKA « I was promised a sweet bride to secure the peace between our lands and all I got was an angry orange viking ».

[spookyrumba]

the tags on that force ghost piece are full of people calling me satan and i feel so powerful >:)

[spookyrumba]

I   a m   v e r y   p r o u d   o f   y o u

[forcearama]

So I've seen all the texting posts that you've done which are super hilarious! Last night I was talking to my friend and we started talking about all the ridiculous things Anakin would do to Obi's poor datapad with the word shortcuts. i.e. 'Yoda' is now 'old green troll'; 'Anakin' has become 'ridiculously handsome and dashing hero Anakin Skywalker'; 'Council' is now 'Meeting of Fuddle Duddies'; 'No' is now 'Yes, Anakin'; 'lightsaber' is 'glow rod of death'. Poor poor Obi-Wan...

Bahahaha, oh he totally would, that little shit. Obi-Wan’s just dashing off a quick email about an upcoming mission and it ends up reading like: “Attn: Arrogant Jerks Who Are Jealous of Anakin’s Power, 

I am preparing to depart for Mandalore as discussed, to meet with My Secret Wife. The plan is to rendezvous with His Hotness General Anakin Skywalker at 0800. 

I will comm with further details when I arrive. Regards, Master Obi-Wan Sexyhair, Underappreciated Jewel of the Jedi Council”

…followed immediately by:

“His Hotness General Anakin Skywalker –  i presume you did this to my datapad. 

It certainly would be a shame if your old poetry blog’s URL were to be shared with the 501st’s distribution list, yes? Just something to think about. 

See you at 0800. 

Yours, 

Master Obi-Wan Sexyhair, Underappreciated Jewel of the Jedi Council”

(And I’m glad you like the Texting Posts. Thanks for reading!) 

[icsek]

He is such a little shit, the bastard. Actually, he quite literally is a bastard by definition. Anyways….

After awhile Anakin would get bored with it (as he does in most things), but that’s when Ahsoka would start getting sneaky. She’d start changing the shortcuts in Obi-Wan’s data pad (and let’s be real, she’d be much dirtier with her shortcuts) just to watch Obi-Wan explode at Anakin time and time again. Like:

“Dear Duchess of my heart and loins, 

We should be headed to rendezvous with the most badass clone troopers in the galaxy within the day according to Commander not as cool as Rex. The Almighty Chosen One and Hero of the Galaxy and I will be meeting with you to discuss your concerns. The Masters with the biggest sticks up their asses can’t officially meet with you, but we will do our best to assist in what ways we are able.

Deepest longings and sexy thoughts, 

Master Obi-fucking-won-it Kenobi, leaver of broken hearts and viriginity everywhere.”

Hopefully, Obi-Wan proofreads. I’m sure Anakin’s previous attempts have taught him to do so, but Ahsoka probably waits until Obi-Wan has grown complacent. 

The blowout between Anakin and Kenobi would probably be the biggest one yet, as Obi-Wan was pretty sure that he made it explicitly clear to Anakin the last time to leave his datapad alone. This time Anakin is actually not guilty and refuses to stop defending himself that “it wasn’t me, I swear it Obi-Wan! Why don’t you believe me?”

Ahsoka is watching with her hot chocolate and laughing so hard on the inside. Anakin should know not to ground her next time, if he figures it out.

[sabeanwren]

Kenobi: "ANAKIN. YOU DID IT AGAIN!" Anakin: "Probably, but what is it this time?" Kenobi: "YOU DID THE AUTO CORRECT THING AGAIN." Anakin: "For once, Master, that wasn't me." (both look over to Ahsoka) Ahsoka: (taps fingers on the table) "And I have it on a permanent lock, undoable with a password only I have. Time to bargain, boys."

[yucknugget]

Kinda cute. Kina ugly. #doodle #starwars #anakinskywalker #anakin #obionekenobi #obiwan #obikin #sith #mipart #nuggetart

[sabeanwren]

Mace Windu: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Barris: ...I did. I broke it.

Mace Windu: No. No you didn’t. Skywalker?

Anakin: Don’t look at me. Look at Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: What? I didn’t break it.

Anakin: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Obi Wan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Anakin: Suspicious.

Obi Wan: No it’s not!

Luminara: If it matters, probably not, but Padawan Tano was the last one to use it.

Ahsoka: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Luminara: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ahsoka: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Master!

Barris: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Master.

Mace Windu: No. Who broke it?

Obi Wan: Master...Plo Koon’s been awfully quiet.

Plo Koon: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Mace Windu [later]: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[sabeanwren]

Obi-Wan: Please, don’t put yourself in danger.

Anakin: That’s exactly what I’m going to do.

[icsek]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

First chapter is posted! With my amazing partner in crime, @sabeanwren

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

Why is the Star Trek fandom so calm and collected and then the Star Wars fandom is like running by on fire, constantly

[toddnyallison]

Because one has Spock and the other has Anakin

[theandrewkwan]

It’s Star Wars celebration this weekend! Posting these alternative movie posters all at once. 

All Prints available:

A New Hope

The Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

The Force Awakens

Rogue One

The Last Jedi

[leoholzer]

[a-smiling-travesty-hasmoved-blog]

For @imaginaryanon‘s amazing fic