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my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

iwilleatyourenglish

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

themoonshalldie

nyctosaurid

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

dimetrodone

Undocked unrestrained

spontaneousmusicalnumber

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

brunhiddensmusings

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

rabbitfishes

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

battlships

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

adampage

gracias lo detesto

mytheetarecold

Aesthetic: green parking lots

They improve infiltration of water to the soil, thus reducing floods by excessive drainage from soil-sealed land, and contribute to environmental and human health! Also they look pretty.

markwateneymemorialcrater

So long as they are durable grasses that don’t require a shit tonne if watering

hotboyproblems

me: *on my period*

me: sometimes u gotta bleed to know that ur alive and have a soul

thecommonchick

OMG! 😂

pityfriend

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that when the world’s largest diamond was transported from Africa to England, an elaborate & secure journey by sea was publicized - as a rouse. The real diamond was simply posted by mail (x)