Sabine's weirdo zone

[feefal]

At the party with my best friends🪼

[feefal]

Very neat that oysters create pearls as a defense against irritants, but also sad that the pearl is just… stuck in them forever

[feefal]

Anyway this is my dream oyster build-

[dizzyisdizzy]

Luka Luka Lunes!!

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[mentalhellonline]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[corrodedparadox]

Hat of a shrimp with a shrimp hat that has a hat with a shrimp on it. If you put the singular red thread on the shrimp hat hat hat under a microscope you’d actually see it’s an endless loop of shrimp hat hat hats. Hat.

Buy my fucking shrimp hat boy.

[lasso-all-along]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Hat of Recursive Shrimp; allows the wearer to once per day summon a series of progressively smaller shrimp

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[evilwizard]

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

[shencomix]

[aesungaia]

In the future they will invent a way to be in bed and in the shower at the same time with no negative repercussions and it will be history's most important invention

[aesungaia]

It's for me

(No shade to this person I just thought it was a really funny thing to say in this specific situation)

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[youhavethewrong]

by @beetlemoses

[feefal]

Seraph x fungi hybrid creature! Was actually really difficult to draw wings that looked like mushrooms, it took me a few tries😤