[hxh]

does anyone wanna go to wednesday together

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

[thedeliaishere]

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

[cannibalchicken]

[filmphotofranz]

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[taraxippos]

(david attenborough voice) This big orange cunt... is a Tiger

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[girlnephew]

[subhumananimal]

[filthburger]

[bruzum]

[kittiescatlover]

Kittys FAQ:

Why is it little?

Don’t worry. Kitties is just a babies and it is going to get bigger when it growed up.

What is Kitties Name?

A kitty can have any name. Try to ask a friend of kitty if it has a name

What does kittys like?

Kittys can like a lot of things like Mama’s Milk or Toys. Kitties can like many things like interesting sounds or Door Opening when it is all growed up.

[wosp-reactivated]

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley