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One Avenger. One Item. One Brand: “Naked” Avengers Calendar, from April 2020 to March 2021 (Part One)
A calendar featuring the Avengers wearing one item from one specific brand and one item ONLY. All these clothes/accessories really exist except for Bucky’s belt that is a mix between 2 Gucci belts.
Part 1 available HERE
Why does it look like Scott took a shit?
Just me?
The Scooby Doo gang was in the Saw traps but Shaggy and Scooby escaped and saved everyone.
Seems accurate
The best thing about having five exams in a week is that you get have to stay up way late for your own good
If you used this emoji 🌱, Keanu Reeves would materialize in front of you and shoot you in the face.
🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 welp nothing happened I think I can proceed…🌱🌱🌱 wait… OH SH
Rest in RIP in Pieces in Peace
GUYS! Quit flooding the server! Post your emoji ONCE and Keanu will get to you as soon as he can!
🌱 ok I'll wait.
I just had a dream where I was house sitting, got possessed by a demon (or a gremlin?), killed my classmates, tried to sell a house to two homeless teenagers, met the pirates of the Caribbean, got one of those coins from them and then drowned myself while there was a zombie apocalypse going on.
I think it was all from different perspectives.
Help does this drem have a meaning?
Whenever I try to dance I look like the tail of a frozen dead cat.
Im going to say it, I would trust this lawyer with my life.
My downstairs neighbor “Hannibal Lecter”
My downstairs neighbor is kind of weird. I sometimes call him Hannibal Lecter. Not that he is a murderer or anything like that, he’s just kind of creepy and sketchy? Every time I greet him in the stairway he lowers his head, still keeping eye contact with me, and slowly creeps backwards, back into his apartment even though he was putting on his shoes to go out, just to come out again and leave when I am out of sight or past his door. This guy also watches me and my mother drive off from his Livingroom window whenever he can. What I like about him though is when he plays his AWFUL opera or jazz music (no offence) extremely loud, I liked it because I often close myself in my room away from my mother, and I listen to the slightly muffled, but still loud, music. It made me feel less alone, and as if we are listening to it together. Sometimes I even think about what he does while listening. Does he dance with his wife or simply by himself, would he read or just sit there staring at the wall like I do?
His son (who is in his 20s or 30s or something) who lived (or maybe still does) in America comes back to Iceland (which is where I or should I say we, live), stays in the small room in the stairway. He’s gotten arrested a couple of times, don't know the details but I remember when the police came and took him away when he was either high or drunk. My downstairs neighbor (Hannibal) and his wife (stepmother to his son ofc) would always tell the police to take him away because he would get violent. Same goes to the old guy in the basement just minus the violence (the basement guy also owns the whole building across from us and the gourd floor apartment in ours but no-one moved in for some reason. We would also wonder where he gets all that money from because he works a very low paid job to all of a sudden buy a whole building and an empty apartment that isn't in use by anyone).
Ok
Don't understand why "toss a coin to your witcher" is there but oh well?
Eh ok so i saw like a tag game where you are supposed to show the last peson in your camera roll is the father father of you baby(?) and the last saved meme is their reaction.... erm this is more of a poster and FYI i saved this because im supposed to watch a movie based on true events for school so...
Yes that's the Ted Bundy movie.
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG
God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM
“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
if you even fucking look at the hospital I will stomp you to death with my hooves
You know what I want you to do it. I DARE you to do it goddammit so I can stomp you with my hooves. Go on.
“I don’t see a father in your contacts!”
Y’all I am wheezing. This video is hilarious, and exactly what I needed today.
I felt that-
i miss those times where i would wake up to morning cartoons and coloring books
The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.
Even now, I feel a certain coldness
because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940