[sacred-the-thread]

y'all why the FUCK is gas almost 5 whole dollars.

[melonisopod]

Jonathan today is like "Ugh, there goes the stupid Count crawling down the stupid wall like a lizard again. Wish I could shoot him with a gun,"

[greater-than-the-sword]

Every so often the topic comes up where someone wants to know what is my strategy for the nuclear apocalypse. I will tell you. My strategy is to be one of the 50+ percent of humanity that dies within the first minute. I ain't deal with all that

[fishandshesmygills]

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

This is me when you "prev tags" me, btw

[sacred-the-thread]

not sure if i posted about this here yet, but last month i signed a contract for the biggest commission i've ever gotten!!!!

here's the little color study i'm doing before i start the final piece:

everyone clap for the skirt!!!! it's my first attempt at painting any sort of sheer fabric and i'm shocked at how simple it was. and it looks incredible 😝

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[bisexualityjunkie]

[wintergardenscribe]

you might be smooth but you’ll never be as smooth as Joe from The Princess Diaries sweeping the queen into a tango saying “you’ve been wearing black too long” in his most alluring voice

[sandmandaddy69]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

[emwrote]

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

[emwrote]

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

could have mochi for dessert

[mrcloudyfun]

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[volatilevale]

watch who you're talking to pal i've influenced as many as 6 people all around the world

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing