Authenticity is a gift so is being able to count

dyslexic dummy, she/they, minors DNI, crochet and arts and crafts

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

Welcome to my about me post (work in progress)

-25 years old

- aggressively queer

-married but poly

-no clue how Tumblr works.......yet

-very obsessed with crochet and reading

-loves movies and TV shows

-dyslexic and has given up on spelling

-trying my hand at arts and craft

-always healing

[puppyubus-deactivated20251115]

i want a 4-5 person lesbian polycule i can live in a cottage and bake bread with.

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

And a garden and maybe a workshop for all my witchy shenanigans

[televisionenjoyer]

ok repeat after me: gluten free is not "diet culture". gluten free is not meant to "take the joy away from carbs". gluten free is a diet that allows people with an autoimmune disease to eat without inflicting further damage upon their bodies. we don't have to be condemned to eat the most disgusting and basic shit ever because we have celiacs. we deserve options too.

[websurfingspider]

This 100%. I used to work at a gluten free bakery a couple years before gluten free stuff became widely available and we had people crossing state borders to get the first bread they had been able to eat in 10 years. We made a 5-year-old kid with celiac and multiple allergies their first ever birthday cake--it had no gluten, eggs, dairy, corn, or red food dye. And we had dozens of people who came in daily specifically for treats--turnovers, cinnamon bread, cupcakes, cookies--none of which was "health food". It just happened to exclude an ingredient that their bodies couldn't handle. I have never been more proud of a job than I was there, because we got to make so many people happy with something they loved and never thought they would be able to have again.

[vaspider]

I have literally cried while standing in front of the display cases at the local gluten-free bakery.

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

Being celiac sucks.

Also why is everyone always so judgy when I turn down going out to eat? Sorry I don't wanna poisen myself with mediocre food.

[kosmogrl]

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

You try you fail, you try you fail. But the only true failure is if you stop trying.

[nonbeans]

Throwing every single migraine remedy at my brain and seeing what sticks.

[tinyshoopuf]

If I ever knit, tat, or crochet something for you, just know that not only are you getting the item I made, you are also getting a piece of me. I mean that in the grandiose metaphorical sense and, unfortunately, also very literally. I apologize for the hair.

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

No joke this helps me so fucking much.

Especially with my magical thinking intrusive thoughts.

It's gotten kind of a running joke where my wife and I just do trump impressions back and forth.

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[sophsun1]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

Best movie ever. I too often wonder what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

More pizza less nazis

[tanoraqui]

me, sternly, at me: you gotta apply to more than 6 jobs, and wait more than a single week, before you start being depressed and/or stressed that none of them have replied.

also me: but what if it's because they all HATE me?? what if they think I'm TRASH?!

me: you are objectively qualified for these jobs. this isn't even Mediocre White Man Confidence; we literally haven't applied for anything with a required-experience of over 5 years, and we have 6.

third me: hey that was an interesting shift in pronoun usage, 'you' to 'we'. Is it weird that the talking-to-myself developed into two distinct voices which are implicitly facets of a whole, or at least, a team? who am I? ooh, am I the Third Thoughts from the Tiffany Aching books? am I (whole) a witch?

first me: yes!!

second me, tired: by that definition, yes; we've been over this like 500 times since middle school. now, everyone stop procrastinating/practicing escapism by thinking about fiction. the real essence of witchhood is community management and support, which is why we need to finish this job application, and then do more, at non-profits or at least non-evil corporations.

third thoughts, mocking: 'community management' - someone's been reading too many job descriptions.

Fourth Voice, coming in swinging with a stick: GET OFF TUMBLR

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

I hate job hunting. Not even my mom can tear me down the way job hunting can

[hauntedepithet]

they should make david tennant the companion but never acknowledge that its him

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

This is the only way. David or Christopher.

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

The doctor forgetting rogue in super hell is downright homophobic

[sacredarchivistswampthing]

I wish I were as horny as tumblr thinks I am