Oh Holy Starch

My skills include making bad puns and shitty jokes, procrastinating life, Photoshopping faces onto food, and wiggling my eyebrows in a seductive manor to random strangers in public. Welcome to my blog.

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

It said ‘Feline good’ on the side. Rawr xD

[celceta]

[nickyflowers]

he

[trilllizard666]

A C T I V A T E

[astromot]

Visit Original Link

background music from windows xp installation. few people actually heard it, because it was set to play before the audio drivers were configured.

filepath: C:\Windows\system32\oobe\image­s\title.w­ma 

[corporateslut]

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Background music from the Windows XP installation (2001)

[quickweaves]

im mad this slaps

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

microhouse

[princesstigerbelle]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[art--woonz]

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[scoobycore]

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

[cutekittengif]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

He looks so insulted

[sentry-34]

He did the “You motherfucker” nod omfg

[zukosadvisor]

these images are not mutually exclusive 

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[wigshewrote]

WHICH EPISODE OHMYGOD

[chubbycattumbling]

[vorpalsys]

HE MAKE AN BIG STEPPY

[caffeine-n-cigs-deactivated2017]

we young but we stressing like we 40

[sacredpotater]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Who did this to you? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[lord-kitschener]

Change your fucking url op

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[justcatposts]

Fluffy boy

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)