valar morghulis

she/her im don draper without the smoking and drinking cause im muslim and i have asthma

[sheherlockholmes]

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

[byjove]

does anyone have any tips on maintaining the frankly delusional believe that things will get better

[fairycosmos]

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[konoko]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[dizzyghoast]

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

[dizzyghoast]

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???

[dizzyghoast]

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[twinsfawn]

who up downwarding their spiral

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[anxietyproblem]

[honeyxmonkey]

Avatar Aang, age 17, once got clocked in the face by Firelord Zuko, age 20, because he forgot Zuko is deaf in his left ear and has no peripheral vision on that side either. And made the mistake of not announcing he was right next to Zuko, resulting in jumpscaring the Firelord and being on the receiving end of Zuko's fight or flight response. Unfortunately for Aang, Zuko always chooses "fight".

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[conchacrumb]

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

[anxietyproblem]