Xuebing Du
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tannertan36
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
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Andulka
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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todays bird
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@sadbitchapologist
had to nab these tags from @ravenvsfox
And people really do try to interact with fandom like consumers! They want « content ». They act like they can get a refund on reading a fic they don’t like. They add fanfics to goddamned goodreads without a second thought without realizing that’s as ridiculous as adding your friend’s dining room as a restaurant on yelp just so you can post a review about it
I bought a book today and I just opened it to see a page that says “we design our books to be instagrammable” which I can’t say is a sentence that I’ve seen before.
Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
Sad and drunk Janine is ruthless! ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 5 | Episode 20 "Night Out"
i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way
The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good
jennifer “but luke is right here” jareau
adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking
crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook
crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook
other
results
Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans
Now that’s what I call
@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one
I hate this site so much.
if you're ever wondering what popular media is getting wrong about basically any premodern society, the answer is that there are never enough lawsuits
there's a common idea that in the olden days all disputes were resolved through violence, but even in settings where that was true, people would still sue each other about it.
Like 80% of Icelandic sagas involve lawsuits. Sometimes against ghosts.
This worked to get rid of the ghosts, incidentally.
"The best part of being fat is being soft and comfy to cuddle with" "The best part of being fat is knowing people like you for your personality and not your looks" Wrong. The best part of being fat is getting to swim in ice-cold water for FAR longer than my peers. My skinny friends can barely last 10 minutes in the pacific ocean without losing feeling in their fingers meanwhile i can be in there for HOURS. I was born to swim in glacial lakes and icemelt streams. Also I float.
“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now
(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment
Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!
atla heritage post
today I got the most beautiful batch of strawberries
Everyone wants a slowburn like the classics until the slowburn pulls the classics. Yes, Karadec is dating someone else, yes, the captain kissed Morgan. We are only in season 2. We are getting the correct crumbs. The way Morgan looks at him and Lucia. The way Karadec woke up in the hospital asking for Morgan. Morgan did something for him that his girlfriend had no understanding of. The other people are just a little stop sign, a little bit more to show us how they grow together. Karadec's hand on Morgan's shoulder at the end of the episode had more tension than the kiss. The cop/consultant ship needs to make you want to rip your hair out. It's part of the experience.
me when i see a detective/special agent x consultantship: i just think they’re neat.
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
