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i donât even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I donât look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate
Iâm making an effort to use Joanne Rowlingâs biological name, and not the ridiculous fabrication she devised to sound more like a man and sell more books
some advice about dishes for those who werenât taught:
make sure to wring your sponge out when youâre done using it!! If you leave it full of water it will get stinky
do not use metal utensils on nonstick surfaces! if you do, the nonstick will start to flake off into your food and the now-exposed metal underneath with begin to rust
I know itâs fun to feel like a blacksmith, but donât rinse your hot pan under cold water to make it crackle and steam! The sudden change in temperature can cause it to warp, which may lead to uneven cooking later on
you donât need that much dish soap
seriously just fill a basin (I usually use the largest pot/bowl/cup of whatever dishes Iâm washing) with hot water and a PEPPERCORN sized drop of soap, and use that soapy water for the rest of your dishes, and then clean the basin last. Youâll save a lot more soap + water that way instead of dispensing soap directly onto a sponge every single time
ok so let me be. a bit more clear. since a lot of people in the notes mentioned dirty dish water.
the basin is not for RINSING your plate into. it is not for wiping food into. you simply dunk your sponge into the clean, soapy water, and then rinse down the drain using the faucet.
also some other things to mention!
a lot of people mentioned dishwashing gloves! I do not bother with them but they sound like theyâd be good for people with texture/temperature issues
HOT WATER. hot water + the action of scrubbing is almost more important than the soap itself. the high temperature will sanitize it and also help loosen grease
soaking is always an option for stuff thatâs really dried and caked on
Iâve never owned a cast iron pan but I know youâre not supposed to use soap on them
also a couple people asked what sponges have to do with dishes. đ§what the fuck. wdym????? even if your family has always used a rag or a scrub brush you canât be???? That sheltered that you donât know most people use dish sponges???? right???? hello??????
i love when boomers complain about shit like this because as a fast food worker i would literally rather walk out into the lobby and shoot myself in the head than suggest more than one menu item to a customer
Yeah former 8 year Starbucks employ here. This never happens. Iâve have had what amounts to a flip on this happen more often. Something like
âWelcome in what can I get youâ
âI want a plain black coffeeâ
âAll rights wha-â
âNo sugar or cream or flavor or anything else.â
âOkay, got it, wha-â
âI donât want no caramachmocha flippy-doâs or frappachina-what-itâs. Just. A plain ol regular black coffeeâ
âThatâs great sir, now please whaâ
âJust a old fashioned stright up coff-â
âSIR WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCKING COFFEEâ
This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.
rats can drive cars btw. if u even care
fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered
fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic
The awareness ..
Currently parked behind a car with this bumper sticker
My car has that bumper sticker and it makes me so happy when people honk and point to it!
You can get your own here: https://superyaki.com/products/honk-for-the-mummy-bumper-sticker
As seen on the Internet. About the bumper sticker: 11.5"W x 3"H Thick, durable vinyl to protect from scratching, rain & sunlight. Not a
itâs all bout being a sexy girl and a weird dude @ the same time
boot up, Bitch
That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.
post as much as possible while the women are offline so they can have something to read for breakfast when they are awake.
I canât believe I lived long enough to see the âweeaboo weebs out to a native Japanese person who has no idea what the fuck theyâre talking aboutâ interaction be put into an anime.
a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower andâafter a series of whimsical and spooky hijinksâmanage to tie me up and say âalright gang, time to see whoâs really behind this ugly âevil wizardâ mask,â and then they pull on my face and i go âowâŠâ
Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises
jeepers. just throw em in the pit
Which pit?
The tower possesses 3 pits
theâthe death pit, obviously
Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit
would you do it for a krongy snack
