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The signs as famous actors

Capricorn: Elvis Presley

Taurus: Rudolph Valentino

Gemini: Sessue Hayakawa

Cancer: Fred Astaire

Leo: Jason Robards

Virgo: Sean Connery

Libra: Charlton Heston

Scorpio: Michael Landon

Sagittarius: Frank Sinatra

Aries: Charlie Chaplin

Aquarius: Marlon Brando

Pisces: James Edwards

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//LIBRA X AQUARIUS PLAYLIST//

1. Body - Wet

2. Night Vision - Transviolet

3. Body Talk - D+I

4. Heavenly - Pale Waves

5. Why - Bazzi

6. Heaven - Julia Michaels

7. Hands To Myself - Selena Gomez

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Poor Gintoki

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Gintama Wallpapers x8(736 x 800px) If you use/like these,please reblog it.

Please Give me credit in the description if you repost this

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GINTAMA Live Action Movie 2

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BTS V Moodboard/Wallpapers🌲🎥❤️

Like & Reblog if you save~

Cr: Vivi

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I love sweaty boyfriends( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Greek Gods part ½

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We all have an MBTI file, there’s no shame

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musical lyrics as truths the types need to hear

ESTJ: “Life is never what you planned. Life is moments you can’t understand. And that is life” (Falsettos)

INFP: “You pretend to create and observe when you really detach from feeling alive” (Rent)

ISFP: “Make just a ripple. Come on, be brave. This time a ripple, next time a wave” (Anyone Can Whistle)

ESTP: "You may know what you need, but to get what you want, better see that you keep what you have” (Into the Woods)

ISTP: “Prefix ‘ordinary’ with ‘extra’” (Finding Neverland)

ENFP: “Don’t fall apart at the seams. It’s called letting go your illusions, and don’t confuse them with dreams” (Merrily We Roll Along)

ISTJ: “You can like the life you’re living. You can live the life you like” (Chicago)

ENTJ: “So scared of what your enemies will do to you—you’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to” (Hamilton)

ESFP: “Nice is different than good” (Into the Woods)

ENTP: “Well, I’ll sing you the story of a sorrowful lad. He had everything he wanted, didn’t want what he had” (Pippin)

ESFJ: “Nobody but me is going to change my story” (Matilda)

ISFJ: “Stop worrying where you’re going. Move on. If you can know where you’re going, you’ve gone” (Sunday in the Park with George)

INTJ: “You’ve got so many reasons for not being with someone, but…you haven’t got one good reason for being alone” (Company)

INFJ: “The choice may have been mistaken. The choosing was not. You have to move on” (Sunday in the Park with George)

ENFJ: “Hey, buddy, don’t be afraid it won’t be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of, really, is that it won’t be” (Company)

INTP: “Give me pain, if that’s what’s real. It’s the price we pay to feel” (Next to Normal)

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Struggles of an INTP #1

Deciding what to believe in because every single possibility must have been the truth at some point in time and space

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Things i’ve heard NTs say

“Anyone can have an opinion but not everyone is informed”

“There can be a reason but not all reasons are reasonable”

“There is no such thing as too much innovation. There is only inefficient innovation.”

“HOW DO I MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME”

(when asked for help on someone’s situation) “I don’t think anything of it. I’m at an uninformed standpoint, so I’m incompetent”

“Can you like stop being upset at me now”

“Look! I made an emotion chart to help me identify what I’m feeling”

“Google is such a blessing. I don’t need a love life, I got Google Docs” (bonus: “if you have a Yahoo! mail – who ARE YOU EVEN??”)

“Take it easy – keep an open mind so you can optimize solutions, and keep an open heart so you can be driven to find those solutions.”

“Put smiley faces and say ‘good morning’ so that people will listen to you or else they’ll say you’re too harsh”

“Hey, I’m straightforward, okay? If you say ‘nah’, I’ll really take it as ‘nah’”

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INTP the Chameleon

Unlike most people, INTPs do not come pre-programmed with acceptable social behaviour patterns. Rather, they learn to fit in through conscious observation and deliberate mimicry.

While other people talk, the INTP watches and wonders. They observe what a person did and figure out what they should do as a response. Widening their sight, nodding, and smiling, the INTP responded with a fake social skill.

Like actors on a stage set, INTPs are playing a role. They know that being true to themselves doesn’t fit too well with average people, they slowly accumulate a little acting knowledge to help them get by.

INTPs could be described as a human chameleon or a mirror. If a person is friendly, funny, boisterous, and waves their hands around a lot, the INTP will start gesticulating, speak in a louder voice, and smile and joke more to match the other’s behaviour. And when the person is finally gone, they will turn into their typical self which often is silent, aloof and nonchalant, and slowly cocoon themselves inside their room.

Most of the time this mimicry is unconscious and is basically the result of playing a role deeply enough that it becomes embedded. Chameleons don’t have to think about changing their skin colour to match leaves and branches–it just happens.

Not that INTPs are good actors. They only act because they have to, and only put forth as much effort as is required to get by. An INTP, for example, does not have a giant palette of varied emotional responses that seem totally genuine. Instead, they are controlling their bodies like a puppet-master controls a puppet, and the resulting clumsy imitation of reality is just not lifelike. But it’s enough to get by, as long as there isn’t too much pressure.

If the pressure increases or the situation warrants it, however, an INTP will switch back to their regular selves for as long as necessary, perhaps stunning their acquaintances with a display of cool, clear, cogitant reasoning.

(The secret life of INTP- Anna Moss)

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