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nursery-deactivated20160926

Thank

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY

every-kiss-begins-with-potassium

a) perfect example of people discrediting clever idea & intelligence of a female due to her appearance, and b) all these people wouldn’t have noticed her kit, which was her goal in the first place

rnightiest

Lol “she also wears sexy clothing to distract people from the bulky shoes” She’s a genius, really

destinedforthewest

^^^^^

kerryrenaissance

“I will distract men with my boobs.”

Men: are distracted by her boobs.

datvtdnded-deactivated20191123

Thats SexyCyborg! She posted on reddit not all that long ago and she’s super proud of her boobs. She even has a little 3d printed doll made of her that she was stoked on. She’s also smart as fuck. I mean, some of those people are mediocre at best for going for the obvious go-to joke, but whatev.

She’s also the same person that made that light-up skirt a while ago.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I love this woman and I love the fact that the dudes here literally proved her point for her

elegantmess-southernbelle

This woman needs a Marvel heroine based on her. I want to see her hack the Iron Man suit.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

OH MY GOSH YES

godslefttit

Her: i dress sexy as a distraction from my literal hacking equipment on my feet

Men: boobsboobsboobsboobsboo—

Her:

theweirdwideweb

unclebeanbag

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man?

raccacommie

Better?

unclebeanbag

Much.

tradiespotter

Horse must have been desperate

mjalti

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top