Exhausted Gremlin Zone

Every day I drift closer and closer to running away to live in a rickety cabin deep in the woods and become the local witch crypted

[goth-queen]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[httpslovergirl-com]

[bogleech]

when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos

[parliamentrook]

ugh yeah that's the good shit

[drifting-knightjar]

@lichen-spotted

[maidenmystic]

[sharkentine]

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

[kiki-de-la-petite-flaque]

The world is sick, and yes it can be cruel, but it would be a whole lot sicker and a whole lot crueler if it were not for painters and filmmakers and songwriters, the beauty-makers, wading through the blood and muck of things, whilst reaching skyward to draw down the very heavens themselves.

Nick Cave

[sadlezwoodswitch]

Chubby pigeons basking in the sun.

Oh to be pigeon they don’t have to work customer service

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[sadlezwoodswitch]

AIRPORT PIGEONS! I REPEAT AIRPORT PIGEONS!!

THEY LIVE IN THE AIRPORT!!!!

[strange-aeons]

From the filming of the roommate coven saga

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[homunculus-argument]

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

[cordyceps-sapiens]

I don’t know about other cultures, but in English folklore, when a beekeeper dies someone has to go out and tell the bees.

[baconmancr]

Imagine you’re a neolithic hunter-gatherer, just hanging out, sacrificing stuff to your god, when a new god you’ve never met before shows up and tells you that your god is dead, it’s not your fault or anything, and maybe a new god will come along to take care of you, maybe not, it’s gonna be touch and go for a while

[fox-sama97]

Apparently in medieval Europe they also whispered secrets to the bees.

So imagine the mildly eldritch God you worship talks to you and tells you secrets, but these secrets make no sense to you and are incomprehensible to understand or even know they are secrets. But your God does make vibrations at you, so thats probably a good thing right??

Also occasionally the Swarm decides there is not enough room in the Hive because the eldritch god didn't take the offering of Honey at their normal time. So enough of a Swarm builds up that the second queen is able to leave without decimating the first Swarm. They are all set to search out a new place that will likely not have your God anymore (but really that's not too much of a struggle, they have abandoned you, that's part of why you've left, even though the first Swarm still holds out hope for their return).

And then, the scouts find another Hive right next to the old Hive. Literally right next to it. So the Queen lands to inspect it and wow, it's a good deal. The area already has enough food to support 2 Hives, so it's a not problem to stay in the area now that they have the space, but...this wasn't here before.

And then you see God, they've come to help the Swarm move to the new Hive and take the offering from the old Hive. Truly this must have been their plan all along

[samyazaz]

In English folklore, you ALSO have to invite your bees to your wedding, and decorate their hive, and leave a slice of cake for them, and also bring your new spouse by to introduce them to the hive straightaway. Imagine your eldritch god doing THAT.

[eldritchscholar]

#these polite beekeepers are just modeling the behavior they would like to see from their own god maybe? #perhaps if we could sting God he would tell us secrets

[nastalavista]

Drug blood amirite 😎😋💃🫧🌈🛼🪩🎊

[parkayquarts]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME